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guise guise let's not get bogged down in bear's blatantly anti-semetic trolling. I'm sure he's v.sorry. He's prob so ashamed that he can no longer post in the first person. Let's chat instead about how Saints is deffo gonna obliterate Ponch's Pussies on Sunday! Spurs 3 - 0 Saints

yeah sorry i dunno, i vaguely recall bros saying she had a nephew or something that comes to game sometimes

wtf redslo, that's nicola cortese (former saints dictator) & he's 46! Just short for his age.

And thus, the bear's vulgar aggrandization of his grand trolling traditions was tempered with shame Contrary to Chelsea fans the bear had always been opposed to genocide, with the possible exception of crane flies and the spider bros who construct sliken guillotines across his door frame each morning, but never before had he been obliged to go on record. He has sent an open letter to David Baddiel, and made reparations in the normal manner. Spurs 1 - 1 Saints

yes! Baited my hook, let out the line + hooked a big one! Spuds for tea! I couldn't be more proud.

I dunno think that might be MYTH, i reckon girl rabbits are just v.fertile. I.e. if anything male rabbit prob gets laid less than other animal bros, cos bitch is constantly pregnant

I would like Forster to dive across even if he can't get there, I don't like it when keeper bros just stand there applauding! Have a little jump at it, Forster bro!

Are you going to go to the cinemas to watch bout this, MLG, at Vue cinemas on 7th October (Eastleigh and Portsmouth closest ones for most Saints fans)?

Don't ever drink Orangina The truth is, it's made with urine It's made in Paris Down in the sewers It doesn't taste good! It gives you tumours i made this song for school project, we had to make an advertising video and this was mine. I said it was counter-advertising for like Robinsons or someone to use, as people wouldn't want to drink Orangina after they hear bout this stuff, but Teacher said I would get Sued and give me a Fail Edit: Spurs 4 - 2 Southampton

I watched a new show, in my hunt for new show to watch! This one is called TYRANT It's about a white guy called Barry who lives in america with blonde wife + two kids, and works as a paedophile which is apparently good money cos he has v.nice house, but then we learn - OMG - that his dad is a Dictator in arab country called Abo Din which i don't know if it's a real country or not but I'm assuming it is, and this bro Barry has to go back there cos his nephew is getting married! It's a fun show at first! All the characters are fun + ridiculous and at first it's a bit like Homeland, if Homeland was even more dumb. There is some good bits like when the Dictator is worried that the wife he has selected for his son might not be virgin, so he fingers her and when his fingers come out covered in blood everyone is like, omg *relief*. Also one dude has his knob bit off by a prostitute. But as time goes by you realise it is v.soap opera and you start counting what pap calls TV tropes, we have the Secret Gay, the Rebellious Daughter, the Nagging Wife, the Secretly F*cking My Brother-In-Law etc etc. Overall, it's a lot like Dallas if Dallas was set in Iraq. I do not recommend this show for bros. Soz.

tks Mikey this sounds promise, altho of the four actors mention Elisabeth Moss is the only one I have much time for. Farrell & Vaughn are likeable enough, I spose, but deffo downgrade on McConaghay + Harrellson

No it's v.important to do impression of snake, not to just say word snake, or badger, or whatever cos that wouldn't have the right impact at all.

Guise I've got a great idea! PONCHETTINO is a massive SNAKE in my opinion cos of how he treated SAINTS and done dirty on LES REED & BIG KAT. I reckon we should let our feelings be known bout this snake on Sunday! What I'm suggesting is that on stroke of kick-off we all do a simultaneous snake impression! All of us doing it together will make massive impact on the snake that is pochettino i reckon! He will sink down on his belly like the creeping snake that he is when he hears this! Let's make this happen yo! White Hart Snake 2014!

Deffo, could be v.tough! In our favour we look stronger in defence, midfield and attack, but they... they've prob got some things going for them also. Edit: Advantage Of Home! Edit2: Tottenham Hotspurs of London 1 - 2 Southampton Saints of Southampton Edit3: Southampton Saints take 2-0 lead through Sadio Mane (2 goals), and Tottenham pull own back through Toby Alderweieirielereld own goal But saints hold on for victory!

Well yes, if children are being racist I should hope the adults present would educate them and/or punish them if necessary.

Any England B-type player looking for a move, we get automatically linked. We never sign them tho, we just like to get linked

It might be tho mightn't it? I mean the photographer could have been Nazi and made the black kids wear monkey-suits just for lols Maybe the black kids were crying (that's why their faces is blur) and saying they wanted to be rabbits or horses or whatever and photograher was like *rage* NO! GET IN UR F*CKING MONKEY SUIT! AND DANCE! We Just Don't Know

I'm not convinced that we don't have players who are no worse than theirs and I wouldn't say that we can't hope for nothing less than a draw. Just hope we don't suffer another negative result at WHL tho, not after last time. That would be dbl-negative .

omg self-! I no better that that, serious. I should of checked.

Sounds a bit dumb but I don't reckon the team are completely clicking yet. They seem a bit second gear sometimes & a bit wasteful & sometimes even a bit unsure bout what they're doing. Koeman still has quite a bit of work to do I reckon, but Oh My God if he gets it right yo!

tks slickmick, that is the sort of commendation you don't hear enough on saintsweb, Too often it's "dumb point bearsy", "f*ck off bearsy", "can someone translate what bearsy just said pls"

Be interesting at the end of the season if we decide to spend £10m on him, I mean if the club puts it's faith in Targett then prob quite a lot of dollar for second string. I don't think this is forgone conclusion tbh, though I do think bert is good people.

I genuinely thought he said corrector! I was wondering who "the corrector" was, I thought it was cute Koeman nick-name for Pelle! You know, like when the result is going bad it's ok cos we have "the Corrector" to volley one in and put things right! I'm dumb

Word of warning Saints bros, don't be shouting out "Judas" at WHL or David Baddiel will have you arrested. Be safe pls!

Ain't it that he's wrote his name?