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Sounds like it was either him or Klose though, which is choice between petrol station sandwich or nice Marks & Spencer effort that's way past it's sell-by date you would know bout this IF YOU TOOK TROUBLE TO READ ARTICLES

yeah if they can get Remy back & bin off pardew they could have v.good season

i would be ok with this, he can play wide forward while J-Rod is out. Also, I like his hair.

i would be ok with this, he can play wide forward while J-Rod is out. Also, I like his hair.

If we spend another £70m this window I'll stamp on my face

Ur ok hypo don't be intimidated by the face-stampers! Does anyone think the board have a Plan or do we think they're making it up as they go along? Sometimes I can believe this window is about Kat's Machivellian schemes to monetise investment & sell club, other times I think it's just normal Every Player Has A Price taken to logical & extreme conclusion.

tim don't like to see good diarrhea to go to waste. Not until he's put it in his mouth first.

I was trying to compose a finding Moses amongst the Reed's joke but i couldn't make it work It needed both Les & Harry to make it plausible but i couldn't work them both into the scenario

Fat arse?

I don't quite get why MLG is angar. Do you think, MLG that Wenger was being Sarcasm or Gloating?

yeah if ur gonna do it be clear they're sposed to rape someone else. Where you been lately anyways? We had book running on Is Tokyos Dead? I'm a bit annoyed cos i had £5 on prison

"Hired a Rapist" is my other one. I dunno quite what it means or why he would do that tho?

i will be so mad if we go and spunk all that dollar in one window! I will be dumb board + panic buys!

I, on the other hand have bothered to investigate that Saphir Taider is anagram of "Spit Diarrhea". Which is a slightly disturbing mental image.

It's been so long since Arsenal won it he don't even know what it's called

Guan is much more circumspect lately. He hasn't said so but i think his os has been upgraded to v2.1

take that, spurs fans!

Thanks enskied for education! It sounds pretty disgusting bout what the scousers done to them slaves, I would like the people of Liverpool to apologise for that. But I spose they suffered enough when the city filled up with Irish, Scottish, and Welsh?

It's a peculiar piece for BBC to run tho ain't it? Don't normally see them doing hatchet jobs like this, full of opinion and subjective tittle-tattle.

I'm not qualified economist, but has it ever happened before that southern workers had to migrate north in search of wealth? It feels instinctively ludicrous, like migrating to Portsmouth in search of diverse gene-pool.

I think you BS in english just as well as french windows

I would deffo re-organise by price-tag, it would give clarity to fans & buying clubs. I.e. Tadic can take Lallana's £20m shirt and maybe give Lambert's £7m shirt to Reed? Some players will also have to change i.e. Boruc will be overvalued at £31m and we're never gonna get £24m for Mayuka

JWP should tweet him back pictures of cars with hub-caps, unburgled houses and other amusing & original stereotypes

can someone let me know who we are signing pls