Bearsy

Tell me more about the cum-club pls

"His role in Oranje made his a true hero with most Dutch fans secretly loving his “wipe the ass gesture” with Thon’s jersey in 1988" Hahaha i would love it if someone got Lallana liverpool shirt + wiped arse on it! I'm looking at you, Jose Fonte! Make urself a legend!

omg koeman thinks our current squad will be uncompetitive! Relegation Alert! Relegation Alert! Paging Dalek to main board pls!

I'm fed up with these contraction nicknames! It's embarrassing! Call people by their name FFS!

i think gaston is probably getting a muscle injury prior to this game, pancake

BORUC CLYNE FONTE DUNNO DUNNO JWP WANYAMA CORK DUNNO PELLE TADIC

Jos has been tearing it up pre-season! Clean sheets, match-winning goals! I would keep him in the squad unless Liverpool come in with a late offer too good to turn down.

Pls don't clap like that, it sounds like tennis match

1 per window would be my policy. Shaw would have won the lucky ticket out of Southampton this summer, cos that seems the best deal & he is, after all, only a left back. Every other bro would have to suck it, if I was Chairman!

He's using it as a stick to beat you with! Beware smirkings bearing sticks! Are you ok with selling every bro that wants to go, MLG? Where would you draw the line? Just the 3 first teamers like now or are you ok with a couple more?

I reckon that fraser four-star will deffo sign for saints. He seems like the sort of player we would sign. I think he will sign for us. He is England.

i think he's taken the black

yeah I bet it's Ralph leaking the Chelsea story, I bet he's telling Lovren that we've had enquiries from Barcelona & Real Madrid & German National Team or whoever. Lovren will soon put the brakes on his liverpool head when he hears these latest Ralph bullshits! Might end up getting another year out of the greedy c*nt.

Word. You can always tell a deal is close when some club is out of no-where suddenly "rumoured" to be interest. I.e. like with Everton & Tadic.

Sort of like a boutique hotel i suppose, but we're under new management now. We rent our rooms & boxes by the hour. There's a madam in charge. Flash us the cash and we'll bend over. There's a word for it, but it escapes me at the moment

I feel like FF was the last man to see Ralph alive

Watch yourself dude, you'll end up getting a nudie lapdance like luka modric

I reckon we'd be a better career move for the lad, but QPR of course will pay him absolutely whatever wage he cares to ask for. Tricky decision!

Cortese left only small boots, they were like leprechaun shoes, tiny and hob-nailed with Cuban heels and a green patent finish. Ralph Krueger tried to occupy them but his plates were large and hairy like hobbit feet, and in any case better suited for ice skates. If Guan is next in line for Cortese's magic shoes, then who are we to argue?

ilovebears! I also love internet trolls!

If someone offered us say £80m right now for Matt Targett & Harrison Reed would you take it? I am undecided in light of these scout reports. Perhaps a poll please mods?

I'm 100% certain that goddard exaggerates his certainty

Jeez we're gonna end up making more money selling left backs than playing football