Bearsy

Is this still up for debate? I thought we'd settled on Pellend and Turdic

Shhh his actual footballing ability is far less important than his hair

Hope to see more ladies at SMS next season, with talent like Pelle, Morgan and Dejan on show there won't be a dry seat in the house.

Would be the most beefcake strike partnership of all time, if nothing else!

Looking forward to playing the fist game with graziano!

I've studied a 2m32s youtube of this lad so I think I'm well qualified to state that he is not the required quality. He's from the Grzegorz Rasiak school of scuffed shots and paceless goal-hanging and Premier League defenders will be more p*ssing themselves, than sh*tting themselves at the prospect. However letting a new manager sign a duff former player is just the normal tax on changing leadership, and I suppose it could have been worse. It's Ponch signing Osvaldo, Adkins and Jonno Forte, Burley and Skacel. Moyes and Fellaini, Rodgers and Joe allen. There are prob some good examples too, but they don't suit my argument Welcome Graziano! I hope you enjoy my support!

i highly doubt he meant you dalek x

I think giving him a new contract and a massive pay increase could do wonders for his confidence. Also it would lead to some v.exciting arguments on here. I hope the club is looking at this pls!

even if it's only £64m it still seems a great deal for me. Good player fo sure, but a liability.

I think you're safe MLG, the only person likely to pedantically criticise putting LIVE in a thread title for a video that is no longer live, is you

Yes, but who is on transcript duties?

Who is on transcript duties? I can't watch his because I'm supposedly working.

Send koeman a tweet, could save us a lot of dollar if Sharp steps up and bangs in 20+ this season.

I remember *some* people saying that Sharp would be better striker in the Premier League than Lambart.

I genuinely think that all the "promises" ralph & les are accused of breaking are cos fans read things into statements & interviews which ain't really there. I don't feel like ralph or les promised me anything, certainly not that Ponch would stay or that no-one would be sold, or that all sales on hold till new manager, or whatever the fuck else they're being accused of.

It should be like this: Both chairman Ralph Krueger and director Les Reed. Made statements. That were quickly used to beat them with. When their words were exposed. As hollow ones.

Is anyone watching The Leftovers? It's not about Jay Rodriguez or Steven Davies, it's about Raptures. What happens is one day without warning baby jesus takes 2% of the population back to Heaven. They don't just die, they completely disappear, like Brazilian defenders. The show is not so much about that tho, it's about how the people left behind have got bad feels. Crazy stuff is happening: 1) Teenagers is having "Strangling" parties where the girl has to take her top off and she strangles you while you masturbate b) Dogs have gone mental and are running around in packs murdering deers 4) Loads of people are joining a cult where you have to stand outside peoples houses smoking and trying to look through their front window. You ain't allowed to talk in this cult either for some reason but you can hold up signs. The other interesting thing is in this rapture Baby Jesus is trolling on the church people, because he hasn't just taken Good people, he has also taken child abusers and murderers etc. This is giving the Pope bad feels

Give it to Ron must be Blind. It's the only explanation.

I'm gonna assume he's in the other half colin, the ones who read it ironically and feel happily superior when rolling eyes at bad grammars.

v.wise, only reply to inoffensive insults in future

Dunno colin, think how dumb the average Echo reader is and then consider, half of them are even dumber than that! Echo probably know their audience, it wouldn't surprise me if they started writing articles in crayon.

Simon Carter may not be mincing his words, but he is certainly mincing his paragraphs.

yeah i agree, for similar reason I'm not down with signing Jermaine Jenas (or Jack Rodwell or whatever he's calling himself now) either.

Not to be all MLG or whatever but I've only ever seen him play on the left. I do think a right wing-bot is elephant in the squad tho, maybe there is a youth team bro they have earmarked? we're usual pretty good at finding right wing-bots from youth team!