Bearsy

He has scored Zero premier league goals, so I don't really know what that "glance" is based on

It may surprise you to learn, MLG, that when me & SB say we're scouting a player, we don't mean that we looked up his scoring records on wikipedia. We take into account the one game we saw him play for Burnley last season, some goals we saw on The Football League Show, that time we watched an England U21 game, the general appearance of his Herman Munster face & various other observations.

"Buffering"

Ignore tokyo-saint gogo he is notorious troll! I like ur song! I bumped into Rihanna earlier tho and she offers you these notes:

That is the first hit if you type "anal red panda" into google image search

i already google searched for anal 6 times this morning. Further investigations were redundant

i simply googled every word in the dictionary until red panda come up. Fortunately for me amused begins with a, or i could have been doing it all week.

It's the first hit in google image search if ur googling "amused". Ergo, Guan is amused! I am pleased that he is amused, I want nothing but the best emotions for guan!

I just tested this & my phone said same thing. I am officially more predicted than beards! At least as far as Apple Corp is concerned.

That's Wanyama

omg that's not a fox is it? Scottish left back yo! All becomes clear! Edit: wft is a "red panda"? That is not real thing surely?

I think, iansums, that you are making an accusation dressed as a question, which is also something that we often see on here. In any case, you are over the line! When ART prefaces his posts with "I think" we can reasonably assume that the following statements are speculative in nature. That is what I would do, if i was iansums.

Nick writes so many satire articles, i can't tell when he's serious anymore

He's been mopo-ing about the place with face like smacked arse ever since he got back. It must be torture for the poor soul, playing for southampton

that was me, I'm trying to gain access to your extensive collection of saucy polaroid snaps

seems a bit harsh, dude has got ex-wives & 3 kids to support.

what would you describe her as MLG?

we should have done it like this when pap had his date with barry

he's a poor man's gazzanigga

pretty much the team that will start vs liverpool i would think

I thought he seemed a bit under-paced to play full-back in Premier League, he looked like a midfielder doing a job to me. And yes, i do appreciate i sound like a bell-end turning my nose up at highly acclaimed Dutch internationals! I would still sign him tho, he would be a good Cork upgrade + utility skills!

this is what roy hodgson said about tom cleverly

I would take our money back if we was offered it, i would prob even take £8-10m at a push. Otherwise I would keep this bro!

i hope that's the case S-Clarke, i hope he's more (insert name of player who was as good after ACL) than Essien, Sandro, Fraizier Campbell etc