Bearsy

hi saint_ed! going full circle would be returning back to their original position, cardiff would need to go half circle pls. Regards, Brian

He Has Been Doing Co-Commentary At World Cup With Clive Tyldesley

Bedwetting! Anyone familiar with the book of revelation, and you all should be as it is the basis of our club song, will have recognised in recent events not the normal ebb and flow of a mid-sized football club but the clear onset of metaphorical rapture! Not one, not two, but FOUR of our whitest saints have already ascended to the higher realm, and those left behind, the unworthy, the base, the vile scum of humanity, the remaining first team squad, are turning fist on their brother. Humanity is collapsing around our ears, and you talk of Reason! The trumpet has sounded, the end of days are nigh! Do not submit to reason, but put your faith in The Lord. Amen.

That'll do for me! Welcome to Southampton, Susan!

Can you confirm that you knew the Beatles before they were famous and that Shankley used come round your house for tea?

I wish you'd stop saying that, I can't tell if I'm asleep or tripping or still in the matrix, I just know that something is Wrong.

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Oh hi mrs lovrens i think that should be avenge not revenge ok tks bye!

Is it ringing my housephone every day to leave a message about PPIs? I thought you mostly use robots for that, but I am willing to give it a go, cut out the middle man

Seems a strange way of doing things but I hope the fee comes up €15m in our favour rather than theirs. I spose it's sorted by coin toss or something?

There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Adam, and Luke, and Rickie, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out. (Luke 13:23-28 KJV)

who will be FC Twente's and Feyenoord's penalty taker now?

I watch a lot of american tv and you hardly ever see people walking around wearing red/white vertical stripes. Saint George is deffo right about this, it is just not considered gd fashion in America, except the occasional weirdo like Uncle Sam & pamplemousse friends. Edit: On the other hand I have heard mostly positive feedback about this kit, including from my Mum & she is Merican and when I showed her she didn't have bad word to say. She said "whatever". The only people I've heard definitely against it are all the posters on Ugly Inside, I've heard that they all hate it just because they associate it with cortese

Noooo I would sooner play shit players of our own than gd players that we have to send back at end of season! Is there any Saints fan who would genuinely sooner have had Lukaku than Sam Gallagher last season?

you's make's a gd arguments's BBB, soz about that'!

Are we in the business of loaning other clubs yoot players now? I don't think so!

There is nothing wrong with my car, I was late for work due to hangover + lazy

we should unroll it slowly so at first it just says "Thanks L" and they're all like and then we unroll it further so it says "Thanks La" and Lovren will be like and then we unroll it further still so it says "Thanks Lam" and Lallana will also be like

Why would the twente manager come here and why would we offer triple salary?

Even our board ain't that incompetent

The penis trail is where tokyos walks his dogs on Sundays.

In Koeman's interview he seemed to think Les Reed was Chairman.

They also urinate on themselves to cool down. Edit: Wish England team had known bout this

I think he more means that no stripes team has ever won premier league, and it's been more than 10 years since one finished top 4* * May not be fact

Fed up with these Championship clubs keep trying to bully us out of our best players. Hope the board stand firm this time!