Bearsy

someone posted a rumour bout Mario Mandzukic on the transfers thread, I don't know how ITK they are but it would certainly cause a stir if this turns out to be truth! Dumb clubs like West Ham will be v.jealous if this comes to fruition!

Do You Reckon Mario Mandzukic is completely beyond us? He's got to go somewhere and I dunno if Big Clubs are gonna Bother. I would forgive the dumb board a lot of these dumb sales if they would go for someone Class like Him! Edit: Also he is 28 and he is International and he is World Cup and he is a bit maybe looking rugged like Sean Bean, and these are all Clues that were given to me by Guan!

Sorry Ron I was only teasing, tell me more bout the lad carel!

Must be inspiring for these lads to think if they work hard & keep their heads down they could go on to have a good career at Liverpool, Man Utd or one of our other fine English clubs

Pelle Does Not Rhyme With Bell, We Learned This Yesterday

Finishing below Burnley, West Brom & Villa next season would be a massive achievement, I don't really see how we could manage it! We would need to play G-Nigga & Jos every week, but you have to realise they won't always be available due to injuries, suspensions etc

It's true that Stellar is v.fond of cortese

He's exactly what their midfield needs tbf

Who gives a f*ck about sponsors??? Not important to me

ur momma

Tks Guan that all sounds v.promising, except for the bit about Sean bean I love you for these ITK infos! I will arrange charity night to see if we can raise you £5 so you can come off the register! I am willing to pledge my sister, she is my top earner.

I've never seen this guy play but that's not going to stop me writing him off! He don't look quick, he don't look tenacious, he don't look particularly skills, most of the goals he gets require room he ain't gonna be afforded in the prem. He ain't gonna hit double figures for us, unless he gets a bunch of pens he won't get anywhere near. That said I like his old school Italian grease-ball look, so I will be v.pleased if we sign him

Disagree, rape is more about putting in than taking out

I'm hearing strong rumours that Koeman is threatening to walk. I mean, I'm not hearing that at all i'm only inventing it, but it would be such drama I almost want it to happen! It would really complete my week

I'm angar with board too! They seem to be always bend over! They should be thinking how many of our best players can we sell in one window without completely f*cking our team? The answer is prob 1 or 2. They've already binned 3 & I've got nasty feeling it's gonna end up 5 or 6! You are allowed to tell players to stay, dumb board! That's why you give them contracts!

I tote want the dumb board to start telling big clubs to sod off badger. I'm not afraid of Lovren or Morgan's disappointment. I would sooner risk that than keep having to take risks with new signings every time someone plays well. I would sell bros if they're contract is running out and I would sell bros if the money is ridiculous like Shaw. Otherwise I would not sell bros!

good work tokyos!

"Ings can only get better" Edit: Pls pls don't ever sing that song Northam!

Does Anyone Else Think He Looks Like Herman Munster?

I think selling Adam Lallana to Liverpool for £18.75m is Dumb

How can that be, he only started one game! Does it include flights to liverpool? Edit: oh i get what you mean, I'm such dumbass

Song choices pls for SMS half time entertainment: Exodus by Bob Marley Ghost Town by The Specials

had no complaints! I've decided that, all evidence to the contrary, it clearly rhymes with bell. It will make life easier for headline writers i.e., "Arse hopes cum to a Pelle-End" - this is for when we knock Arsenal out of Champions League

i believe we can direct them in goalkeeper eyes at corners

give over toon saint it clearly isn't that!