Bearsy

Portsmouth are rumoured to have a couple of targets in the WC. They will have to be quick tho before someone flushes.

I would play some 4-3-3 cos that's my favourite for England, i thought they done good playing 4-3-3 in the qualifying! -------------------HART G.NEVILLE---CAHILL---JAGIELKA---SHAW ---BARKLEY---MILNERS---LALLANAS ---WELLBZ!---STURRIDGE---STERLING

why do all the best ppl have to die?

this is good obv, but i'm not sure bout leaving the 3rd coming unaltered like that. Have you considered the effect this has on the assonance of ur work?

standing there, hands on hips, shoving it in in wee luka modric's face! Edit: tks for hook up! I am outrage!

Omg I hope no-one posts these nude photos of dejan lovren! Or just a link to them or advice what google search terms to use, cos luckily they seem v.difficult to find. It would be awful to see these nude photos of dejan lovren! I hope no-one sends them to me by pm pls

"The BBC recognise that the near continuous droning noise experienced during last night's England match caused annoyance and discomfort to many viewers. We are examining the possibility of filtering the noise from future broadcasts." BBC World Cup broadcast team, 2010

That was my nickname at school

Big up to our new team Ronald & Edwin & Ralph. The KKK Southampton chapter have my full support!

#askkat

That was the best England performance of Roy's tenure, apparently. That being the case someone needs to sack the ****. Stat.

I thought his tone matched the England performance perfectly

When he has to sprint he looks down at his feet. Like a fat man weighed down with shopping running to catch the last bus home. C*nt.

You can see the thinking tho, Rooney is ur second best number 9 so you shunt him to number 10. But then oh wait you realise he's only ur 4th best number 10 so you shove him to left wing. Tonight we'll find out he's only 5th best left winger, but obv he's got to play somewhere. He'll prob end the tournament at right back.

Unlucky for Adam, I'm pretty sure he can play a winger role better than Rooney & Wellbz put together!

As someone else said, it feels like when Swansea followed Brendan Rogers with Laudrup. Maybe he'll prove to be a less gifted coach but he's a big name and in the short term might inspire the lads to something special. Win a cup or something pls!

I'm gonna say a prayer for poor Ronald Cowman tonight

Well done to Les for bringing home the Cowman, and all it took was a glimpse of Katharina's magic bean* * by which I clearly mean her dollar, pervs

Sweet! Mods pls change manager to Cowman in thread title pls!

yes, I can tell that from ur comedy wig, Craig Morris from Salford

Omg Ant & Dec come joint 6th in the greatest living English person poll! The queen won. Baby Cambridge did not even register This country

Oh panic over it literally just turned up! I knew it was good idea to bunk off work today, I'm going to read the sh1t out of this gr8 newspaper as recommended by ed miliband!

Why ain't I got my free sun noospaper? I don't even live in liverpool

i do like his face in the first photo. The photographer has clearly gone "smile!", and poor old ed, unfamiliar with human emotion did the best that he could.