Bearsy

We could have a poll bout which of the runners would make you most facepalm. I really don't want Neil Lennon, i dunno if there's any risk of this but I hate that guy. I don't like his Face.

Wow teddy Roosevelt now JFK! Really setting sights high yo!

Shhh this will be good thread, trust. I am setting it up so that when tokyos next says something dumb I can record it in here & everyone can point at tokyos and laugh!

I won't be able to watch if Rickie takes one in the World Cup. I reckon all this never miss puts him under extra pressure & I would have such bad feels if he sky'd one

What was beattie's record, out of interest?

I spose if some of the rumours is true I.e. that he spent club money on building his own private toilet complete with child sized porcelain urinal & gold plated loo brush, then that is the sort of thing they mean

I remember redknapp saying it one time on tv, and he hasn't posted on here in years

This is martel on the subject of meeting Luke Shaw at Rowham's services in May 2014:

Yo! This is reservoir to record the great things bros say on saintsweb! What you do when someone does a gr8 post you record it on here with brief explanation of context & so future generations can admire all the gr8 things ppl said.

Is that £61k per player? How much do the england bros get? Weren't it that they used to give their England dollar to charity?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2001/sep/11/newsstory.sport3

i might come back as a sexy bird when I'm ban. I will be trying to get forum bros to send me lovely dick pics, as i don't get enough of those. Sometimes a whole week goes by without tokyos sending me a dick pic

stevegrant refused to approve my Boner account so I'm now looking at being Dr. Rosenpenis. I saw someone use this on another forum and i thought it was funny, and then i saw the movie fletch & that is where it is from & lols! [video=youtube_share;AvzL_38FnlA]

they remind me of an old man, bout 98, who wins the lottery and then dies the next day.

"you can stick ur lego haircut up ur arse"

i watched the thunderstorm game yesterday on record. Even tho it was record, i watched the thunderstorm in full cos it was lols. I had eye out for lallana & i thought he was good. He plays a different more patient game than the rest of the bros tho, he don't relinquish a good position just cos he's marked, he waits for the move to develop or until it goes to Wellbz & gets lost. I like Wellbz, but he is played too deep sometimes. I thought Rooney looked a lot more sharp, that was good. Wilshere would be good if he was fit. Johnson is shite. England will play poorly & eek out a draw, as per usual.

I dunno that I feel the same as this guy, but it was beautifully written & that's what I want from my journos. Actual paragraphs & everything! Neil Ashton, Neil Allen, Neil Armstrong ur boys took one hell of a beating!

3G ain't never gonna have the bandwidth innit. Edit: Forgot to include joke bout hotels with secret cameras for watching birds

osvaldo returned from loan innit

qualification is if ur married of course. If small tits bird has you nailed down to JCT form of contract then basically ur bollocksed

not always bro, if you had bird with small tits it would be cheaper to get a whole new bird with big tits than to add to and extend the tits of ur existing bird. trust, i have looked into this in great depth

interesting, so it has come down to cowboy or cowman? cowman for me. Experience.

this teddy appointment has disaster written all over it. I like the bear aspect of teddy, but how is being 26th president of the US in anyway qualify you to be football manager?

Richard Gere's arse IIRC Edit: Welcome back hampon. I tote notice when ur not here.

i have been out today: a) is there any news bout cowman? 2) who is teddy & why is people talking bout teddy?