Bearsy

Will Lalllana Start In This Game And Will He Be Midfield Or Will He Be Forward?

I am going to this one, i will get train to Paddington & try to get a ride from there. I will pack sandwiches in case there is long wait.

he needs a job, chelsea are gonna stop paying him £130K pw to sit on his arse next month. I hope someone else gets him tho.

ask ted bates

heard we might be signing iBrahimović

we already have keegan's hair for that

I got 13, they awarded me special bonus point for getting them so quickly. Anyone who can't get all 12 ought to be embara- embarrase-... ashamed

Would be bad news for strikers, Moyes is kryptonite for strikers. In all his years at Everton he only one time had a striker hit 15 prem goals. Half the time they don't even make dbl figures.

my high level connections at Villa FC swear blind that Collymore had a 3some with Gabby Logan & Kirsty Gallagher. I've imagined it in my head. It was awesome! I dunno how that lucky c*nt has the gall to complain about anything after that!

yeah enjoy watching Michael Dawson & co passing the ball back & forth in ur own half, spurs fans! Mugs.

i would vote lots of confidence! I still like Big Kat! i think we're lucky to have someone of her K.Liebherr* * can we also have poll on this pun pls, I'm not sure it works.

I'm as bummed by ponch leaving as the next guy, but this thread has deffo cheered me up with some genuine LOLs. Hats off all round!

Caption Competition

it's only crooky's outfit ain't it? I mean we're not talking Reuters here.

don't be that way smirking. Why can't you be relaxed about the situation, like Les Reed?

not me, i will be singing "Fat Danny Dyer", "Falklands is Ours" & "You can stick ur lego haircut up ur arse" at next season's spurs games. Hell hath no fury as a bearsy scorned, or whatever!

word, one tower got attacked by those tree-beard things, the other collapsed when golum fell in the crack of doom. Thanks to pap for hooking me up with this ITK

Is osvaldo even in this country? How would he know?

I would like to get De Boner but I'm not sure I trust Katharina to pull it off. Could get a bit messy.

I only saw wigan's cup games but I like the cut of Uwe Rosler's jib. I reckon he's fast track to better things. I'm a sucker for hype tho!

Ralph's face will be a picture! He'll walk into SMS all tan & relaxed and be like, where is Mauricio? Les will look at Hotstepper, Hotstepper will look at Gareth Rogers, Gareth Rogers will look at floor. Awkward!

I feel v.bad for Ralph, he's going to get back from holiday and find his manager and half the first team squad have done a bunk. I can understand Les not wanting to bother him & ruin his hols but srsly if I was Ralph I'd at least want to be kept in the loop. Poor Ralph.

i don't remember that one. i like the one where the terrorists gas attack ctu on american soil + everyone goes in the glass safety room and they're like phew that was close one! And then they look out window and the fat guy, Edgar Styles wanders back into CTU with a sandwich and he's like where is everyone gone? Why is you all cram in that little room? Why am i having difficulty breath- Such feels Edit: i don't know what season it was tho Edit2: WARNING: Above post contains spoilers!