my sister in law started her own landscape gardening business last year and she had a load of business cards printed off calling herself "Louise the Lady Gardener". It gets v.confusing now when someone rings up wanting bushes trimmed.
Edit: True story srsly
i'm not one for sticking up for away fans that come on here acting entitled, but to be fair on the bloo lad he give us 3 days of mugging him off before he started wetting his pants like infant. Not 2 hours like he has been accused by saint jacks. It's important to keep facts straight!
chicken. It's in the bible. "And lo on the 5th day baby jesus created all winged birds according to their kind, and lo they was chickens, and chickens begat eggs, and eggs begat chickens, and chickens begat KFC colonel."
Goatboy will sign any old petition you put in front of him. If it'd been a make Cardiff play in red petition he would have signed it just the same. He's indiscriminate!
He didn't do it for his enjoyment, he was making a point to the board IMO. If you recall he wanted to sign 2 players in Jan & they give him the raspberry.
i have decided now, if Man Utd are dumb enough to bid £30m+ for a left back then I will accept it. Liverpool can go suck it tho! I'm not selling Lallana cos he's too difficult to replace. I will tell Ponch he's got to stay also even if he don't want to sign new contract. He has got thickest hair in prem league and that is v.important to me.
Can someone let Katharina know bout this pls.
i will sound barry out on this, i think it would be lols! We will release it as pod-cast or whatever. We may need to get a southern person too tho to compare accents properly.