Bearsy

which saintsweb poster prefers his outerwear to have a lower zip providing easy access to his little chap, because it makes urination more comfortable during inclement weather?

It's not the 8 posts a day which makes me sad, it's the fact that i come on here every day and probably read 90% of everything written, no matter how dumb or boring it is. The really, really sad thing is that is if I was on Mastermind I would prob be best equipped to have Saintsweb as my specialist subject. I mean either Saintsweb, or celebrity boobs. One or the other.

Yeah i like that idea steve. Chelsea have got more players out on loan than in their first team squad, it's mental.

Lot of bros suggesting 2 Unlimited on there. Not my cup of tea, tho it hardly matters. My phone has louder speakers than SMS

Edit: someone photoshop his neck tie for a saints scarf pls

Not so much that, more that the understudies like Osvaldo, g-nigga, jos, maya, fox, kelvin, Ramirez, ward prowse, Gallagher etc were not v.convincing

There are some things people just shouldn't joke about, terrorist attacks, child rape, scarf theft. I wouldn't be surprised if this moron gets a football banning order, and it would totally serve him right. Scum

This really. Our midfield should be far too strong for them. Their best bet is a clever tactical counter attacking setup where wellbz could be dangerous. Unfortunately for them, their tactical genius in charge will be... Ryan Giggs

I do remember that, I remember thinking it was bolllocks. If Shaw does go I reckon it might be Baines who stays home.

Not much room for debate ain't it. The only two who've had any sort of battle for their spots is clyne & cork

Yeah I like how people assume "I'll miss you guys" means Guly leaving! I reckon it's the other way round! Firesale! Everything must go (except Guly).

I recognise the peroni & the rekorderlig, but what's Morgan drinking there?

I know this guy as well! He used to go round Boots nicking the plastic gloves out of boxes of hair dye. Sad to hear he's moved on to scarves.

Hmm be honest windows, you ain't got no time for youth in the first team. Ur Saintsweb Mourinho!

Harsh bro. I dunno bout sitters, they was the sort of chances you quite often see getting missed.

Prob be able to off-load him on Arry if QPR win their play-offs. If not West Ham.

Good negotiating tactic IMO. He's got some power at the mo which will come in handy when he sits down with gruber to discuss turning down £30m bids for teenage left backs & buying new strikers.

Let's be honest, we're all friends here! How many of Saints away bros wore their SFC face masks last night when getting busy with their ladyfriends? Be honest here pls! Edit: also, who made their woman wear a Guly/Morgs etc

What face mask did everyone get? Would someone send me one? I would love to have I.e Guly facemask!

How about right if instead of bans & ignores Steve sets it so that there is an automatic disclaimer in front of each post? These could be individually set to each poster. Here is some ideas: Barry Sanchez post: WARNING: The following post may be v.dumb + make no sense Glasgow posts: WARNING: Opinions stated do not represent the views of Glasgow Saint Bearsy posts: WARNING: May contain purpose made typos & violent sexual imagery

The other way to look at it is 1569 minutes, no hat-tricks

Played 1569 minutes, conceded only 9 goals and never more than one in a game.

Would it surprise you to learn he's older than Lloris, Krul & Joe Hart? It surprised me when I read bout it the other day! Ur also wrong that's he's never played in the premier league... Wait, is this a woosh? am I being punkd?

How dare you. I reckon ur prob right that clyne is a bit better at the mo tbf, but I think that ultimately chambers will win the race to stardom. Or whatever