Bearsy

tks shurlock, i thought we was all about the ole 4-3-3 nowadays. Parently not!

sweet! is he gonna be one of the middle 3 or one of the front 3 do you know shurlock?

i was hoping for ralph or kat's digits I would ring them up & say, ralph or kat, pls do not sell rickie lambart

southampton unveil new team bus

Here is one for Pompey Fans to tweet: No strikers in Southampton again. Just like 1890. #scummers

What's the difference between a Southampton player and a Liverpool player? Couple of weeks.

word, what this dumb board are about to find out is that it's about 10 times more difficult to sign good players than to sell them

If i was in WTC that day i would just have stayed at my desk. I'd be like where are you guise all going? Don't you know it's impossible for buildings to collapse! BWAAAAARK!

omg r u guise hinting bout benitez????

I'm gonna reserve judgement till i see how he gets on in the draft. That's where these bros really earn their corn.

"we owed it to the lad, he's been a good servant & this was his chance to join his hometown club. We couldn't stand in his way, even though we had bigger offer from West Ham."

Maybe a poll to sort out business vs family? If Liverpool offered you £4m plus add-ons for your wife, and she wanted to go, would you take it?

THEM: oh hi southampton, it's Liverpool/Spurs/ManU US: oh hi Liverpool/Spurs/ManU! THEM: Bend over. US: What? THEM: Bend over! US: ok

Bristol Rovers reckon they have a sell on clause Bristol Rovers @Official_BRFC · 23m The club can confirm that the transfer agreement of Lambert to Southampton did include a sell on clause #BristolRovers

massive gamble really, i mean if Lambart is Gone & Lallana is Gone & Jay Rod is Injure... that's our 3 top goalscorers right there! Hopefully we can hold on to Fonte (3 lg goals) to provide the firepower next season Obv we'll bring some dudes in but there's every chance they won't cut it. Massive gamble!

e.g. when you was falsely accused of smoking in airport toilet! good post tho viking, I have loads of vicious & satirical jokes to hurl at Les, Ralph and Kat (one short, one lean, one fat) but I'm trying to hold off till they actually sell Lambart & Adam & Luke & everything not nailed down!

a manager would be useful. It would prob be a good idea if we get a manager. We also have no coaches for first team or youth, i reckon we should look at getting some coaches. If les+ralph have time left over they should also try and sort it so that we have at least 11 players to put on the field. Oh, and if we do get some players they will prob need a kit to play in. Other than that i reckon we're pretty much on track for another stellar season yo!

Chinese prefer sons ain't it

V.funny guise

yeah you have a talking point, he's not generally bothered bout looking like a bell

no chance tho is there? I mean even krueger must realise he'll look a colossal bell end if he announces no-one sold before new manager one day, and sells player the next.

i wanted to lay a couple on celine dion - i still owe her cos of that titanic song - but my computer kept going on about javas whatever the f*ck that is so i give up

how come you never quote who ur talking to viking? It don't bother me or anything, i was just wondering if u have ideological objection or technological impotence?

are the standby players actually with the squad or are they just at home sit by phone? I was thinking Flanagans.

wow europe yo! Just like krueger promised! Hope our lads come back from istanbul with trophy for SMS cabinet. V.prestige!