Bearsy

upped the sexual attraction rating of the france squad by a conservative factor of x8, at the v.least.

pls can everyone lay off nicola, it's not his fault he can't run a major civil engineering development. It was his first ever one! I'd like to see some of you bros come in with no relevant qualifications or experience and do a major civil engineering development & come in on time & on budget! Cut the guy some slack! I'm sure if he ever did another one he would prob only be £5-10m over budget & maybe only 6 months late.

natch

i quit

what the f*ck am i sposed to do with a "couple of grams of weed" mallagroth? Is that seriously all you've got? That's not even an eight bro. For that reason I'm out.

you make good points, there is logical inconsistencies in this well-known legend. It seems more likely that he drunk the water than emptied it on the ground, this would obv explain the refilling process.

you mean in terms of alliteration?

You interest me strangely old fruit. Can you even have man cows? Ain't cows all chicks? Here is what i reckon happened, old Koeman's granddad (before they was called koeman) he dressed up in a cow suit and waddled into the milking shed one morning, where he waited patiently for the dairy maid to come along. She was called Helga. She was large of breast and firm of grip. (to be continued)

i like the one where Magath made all the squad go on a long run through the forest, and when they got back they found he'd emptied all their water bottles on the ground and refilled them with piss

wait, are clubs allowed to do that? If only ralph had known

should be ok then, the board is full of no brainers

i was such facepalm when we appointed strachan

Also IIRC they only played dutch teams all the way to the QF. First team from a decent league they went out.

Roy is gonna have egg on his face if the transfer don't go through soon! He could be going into world cup finals with two southampton players

he's not anti anything he just has v.high standards! Just cos you settle for average looking ladyboys, doesn't mean that me & alps shouldn't hold out for supermodels!

On the radio they said Shaw is play tonight for England.

i went to trouble & inconvenience of looking up to see if teams did better before & after he left. I figure this would be like handicap scoring for Big Fish Small Pond syndrome. I did Ajax first. In the season before he joined they got 61 pts. In his 4 seasons they got like 75-80 pts. The season after he'd gone they got 61 pts. I ain't looked at any others yet tho.

he took a team from third tier all the way to top division! Not many managers could say that! If we ever had a manager with that sort of record I would be so pumped. I still think we shouldn't overlook moyes: Comfortably kept a poor Man Utd team clear of relegation last season Proven experience of selling young players Kept everton up season after season despite only having 6th highest wage bill Punched a man utd fan Sued wayne rooney Got preston into League 1 play-offs Comes from a v.cool sounding town in scotland, it is called "Bears Den"

it was in the paper yesterday that bony has £19m buy-out clause, i dunno if it's true tho

Ashton's clearly forgot that Reed only came out to refute his(?) articles saying we were already negotiating fire sales of all our key players.

no he didn't

Do we reckon it was Ralph's decision then? I reckon it was Les. Ralph is more in charge of bike rides & platitudes Edit: Omg I bet les done it on purpose to make Ralph look buffoon!

Pfft interview! I've seen these guys on tv, I already know what they're like! Quick decisions, that is order of the day IMO