Bearsy

Exactly! If the dumb board had taken the simple expedient of asking me I'd of told them to ring moyes & if he answers the phone offer him job. If he don't answer phone I would ring that Koeman guy next, I would offer it to him. If I get Koeman voicemail I would prob ring Rosler next and offer it to him. I like the cut of his jib, I think he will be top manager I'd only be bit worried cos ain't he got cancer or something? If he don't pick up either I'd prob start sweating a bit. I'd prob just work my way down the league table. Hi man city, can I have ur manager? No? Ok. Hi Liverpool...

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If I was board it would hardly take me 5 minutes to appoint new manager. I would already know who all the top managers are & what they have done, I reckon if the dumb board sat around studying everyone's character for a twelvemonth it would hardly improve their chances of making successful appointment.

i dunno that i would credit them with that level of forethought, i think it's more a case that when they see caps lying around they cannot help themselves. Hub caps, England caps, whatever. Caps is caps.

Dude. Why are you watching dora the explorer?

milts had a long chat with KD in sainsbury, but it was the day after one of our taxi bros had dropped him & family off at gatwick.

prob wants to make amends for knocking us out of world cup 94. I will forgive koeman his past sins if he takes Saints to Wembley.

lol if england go out in group stages i can totally see him asking for switch to spain's team. He will deserve this move cos of his previous 26 yrs loyalty to england.

is it deffo bad publicity? Have you seen the unedited video?

i'm gonna take all the rumours bout lallana with a pinch of augur.

Pls can someone upload video asap pls

Your posts always cheer me up Art!

Reckon he wrote the first line & the club prob filled in the rest

ok we will have a poll on this & scooby is honour bound to accept the judges decision. Mods add poll pls, here is options: Marians Alpine Rape! Rover Rowlf Ronnie Les

i weren't that keen on moyes originally but then i read about him chinning that gobshite United fan and i warmed to him somehow. That's the sort of thing we could use round here.

striker ain't he immobile? I wonder if we could interest them in some osvaldo action, if they really have £16m burning hole in their pantaloni

i hope he hasn't done something stupid. Has anyone even heard from him today? I will pray for turkish.

it's not like he went on strike tho is it? I reckon it went down like: Rickie: can i go to liverpool pls? Board: Yes Rickie: Oh pls it's my hometown club & their champions lea- wait... What? I reserve my disappointment for the the dumb board! And I might even withdraw that if they sign two strikers who are both more good than Rickie.

more haircuts than goals ain't it. I'm still backing him to have one good season *sometime* & some mug will shove £20m at us off the back of it. You wouldn't want to miss out on this £20m alpine, trust.

love the celebration for goal 19 when that streaker come running on with the big knockers & rickie motorboated them. Classic Rickie.

if there was ever a player who might benefit under a new manager, it's gaston. Don't seem to make much sense to ship him out early doors, but then nothing would surprise me at the mo.

felix magarth set me on similar lines this morning. That is one penfold looking motherfucker!

It's selling goals that worries me, sell Lambert + Lallana and cos Jay Rod's injury too we're short of like 40 goals from last season! Buying goalscorers is v.risky, you might get a Bony or a Benteke, or you might get Osvaldo + Soldado + Wolfswinkel.

omg has someone really bid £200m for Jos Hooiveld?

i wonder if lallana uses the same logic with his bird? "Listen, bird," Lallana would say to his bird, "I have been loyalty to you for quite a few years now, i think it's only fair i get a free shot at Jorgie Porter from hollyoaks."