Bearsy

Omg who are u related to windows?

lol such sensitive! "No-one came to my birthday party"

i prefer "Man Utd confirm that deal for Luke Shaw is not complete."

such cover up. This one clearly goes right to the top.

omg if the pm info i just got from deano is correct it seems this goes higher than we ever imagined! Also throws tokyos claims of innocence rather into doubt ain't it!

lol it's true that she ain't got to where she is by making business decisions... I'm with ya tho, i can see why lallana would want to go, but not why i should be tempted to sell for the sort of dollar liverpool will offer. I would give them the raspberry for anything south of £35m

bastard!

I dunno if I could do one really, I don't feel like I really knew him. I mean I dunno if he ever posted a genuine opinion. I was hoping maybe someone who knew him better like in the old days when he was Bournemouth or whatever would step up?

you're my favourite mod chalet! It weren't always thus but I like how you've gone rogue. It's much more healthy if mods is more Stalin & less traffic cop. Srsly. I mean that in good way!

Big Kat prob don't want it all up front cos she's worried bout posting profit & have to give big chunk to Tony Blair in corporation tax. Better to get it spread out otherwise you end up panic spending, like spurs done last summer

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how come no-one ever leads with "listen up bros, mate of mine knows shaw's bird and she says #itshappening". I feel like that is what i would do. I would be full disclosure! I wouldn't be all teasing & cryptic bout it. I would be ITK with straight-forward + manly openness. It's prob why no-one ever tells me nothing

Oi is it true that Luke Shaw will be the highest paid teenager in the history of sport?

Interesting, i ain't checked my facts but that ain't how i remember it either. I feel like we got relegated and then lowe made him a director or something.

tw*tter?

i believe in you, scarf-thief Edit: that sound harsh, imagine i'm doing cheeky wink or whatever

Here is the ones that i remember off top of head: dibden pirleu saint - he was ban for ongoing feud with glasgow or something. You may not remember him, i think you only joined just after he left. Dog - he was ban for being scatillogical, and i think possibly for posting nips Dune he was ban for saying Katarina Johnson-Thompson looks like Helena Bonham Carter Cheese on toast he was ban for openly abusing chalet and generally being nawty Orange Peels he was ban for being cheese on toast i feel like there is others too, i will let you know if i think of them!

You want some??? You F*CKING WANT SOME???? CUM ON THEN! i like how someone has just registered "Saintbone" and that get's approval before Boner! Possibly i shouldn't have listed Bearsy as the referral

Lol i was gonna make the same observation! I wouldn't buy a second hand scarf off this guy, let alone trust his ITK rumours!

he's a real pain in the arse

I'm pre-register my next login to be on safe side. Just to let bros know, don't tell mods but when I'm ban there will be a new poster pop up called "Boner". Be nice to Boner when you see him, he is a cool bro! Trust! Edit: Thinking bout it if I register new account & ask mods to ban my old account like Batman/Delldays done, is this not neat way to avoid totting up permaban? I feel like cos I've already done one ban & am totting up fractions from stevegrant I am sword of damocles! Here is my ideas for new username: Boner Bear Dr.Rosenpenis Glasgow_Saint Tokyos-Gay Any other good ideas??? Can we have poll pls?

hearing strong rumour that we're looking to re-poach huge ennings + something elias back from fulham now they is relegate. Maybe clearing house to make this happen? I think there is lot of credence to this cos i invented it myself. I read an article the other day bout Fulham academy is #1 since they poached all our top bros.

Also maybe unrelated but mate of mine is an big noise in the advertising game & he was at some sort of sports promotion conference last week with Man City & NFL & others, and he said our representative was a "beller". I am ITK on this!

Barry & Glasgow i would think