Bearsy

what sort of player is he? Compare him to someone i've heard of pls Edit: ok thanks he's the new rickie lambart

...then i assemble big macs for the masses. We do not wash hands for added flavour.

pffft muppet show is same as pm, no-one comes in here, except for the people that "cum" in here if you know what i mean. Like bletch in this thread prob. I have nothing to hide! Here is example of my working day, I receive pm entitled "You have received an infraction at SaintsWeb", I roll my eyes thinking stevegrant is picking on me again but it turns out to be from tokyos. Inside is 4 large photos of a poss underage girl receiving anal and a message from tokyos saying something along the lines "if you like this u is paedo". I shift uncomfortably in my work seat and glance guiltily over shoulder. I close window & head to toilets for wank. Another day another dollar!

oh sorry tokyos is on my to do list! To be honest tho this is the last message you sent me by pm, it appears to be code & I've not yet deciphered it yet:

agree that his large stock of dutch caps will be valued by the players

I thought it was cos he looks tall for a full back, but when i looked it up Shaw was more tall, and no-one ever wants to play him centre back. Just one of life's mysteries I guess.

The pocket detailing is the absolute worst! I think they look more like mum jeans than teenage jeans tho! Disappointed to see the new management team get off to such a bad start tbh

I have been slightly disappointed by the lack of booty in this year's WC coverage wurzel, but that is indeed masterful. Poss the cameraman was just trolling muslims tho

only skinny cut jeans are acceptable with suit jacket, and they should be dark colour without signs of fade or wear. Portly gentleman should avoid jeans entirely in business environment.

ugh stinky erwin is wearing exact same clothes as yesterday. Ronald at least changed his shirt, although he has only got the one pair of jeans that fit till he loses his holiday weight.

ignore the haters professor, I am v.grateful for the part you played in securing our new manager.

Moar photos of hot babes like this one watching football matches pls! Sorry for excess kilbane factor can someone cut him out pls Edit: this bird's name is Alejandra Buitrago fyi. If you ever bump into her tell her to call me pls

This is truth, when Fulham appointed that Magath character i was lol who? And he as it turns out has prob more impressive CV than Koeman. Not that it helped them particularly but that is side issue.

I'm not I think it will be v.difficult to replace players wanted by top clubs with players not wanted by top clubs. Whoever replaces Lallana + Shaw will be worse than Lallana + Shaw. Stands to reason!

trolling roy hodgson

I Wonder How Long He Will Southampton Manager For It's A Tough Balance Act To Be Not Too Shit So You Get Sack And Not Too Good So You Get Poach It's A Three Bear Situation I Hope He's Just Right

Loving this! Are we gonna get constant updates like this? Just met @AdamLallana I said why are you still wearing England kit? Turns out he hadn't changed. suck on that #twattenburg

I am fully familiar with LARP pap, I mean I've not been to one obv but my own brother is a massive geek. This is the brother who, lest we forget, went to watch the new episode of Doctor Who(!) at the actual cinema(!!) wearing fancy dress costume(!!!!) I still had to google d20s tho

I did think when the wood elves came out their treehouse and started throwing lightening bolts at skeletons, i thought to myself this show is just getting too LARP for you Bear! It's too geeky! I feel like they enticed me in with quality boobs & now they're trying to turn me into Dungeons & Dragons or Lord of The Rings or other terrible stuff like that.

west brom fan at work is not massively keen on this appointment. It does seem to be taking the piss a bit.

koeman came to laugh, came to laugh at pompey koeman, his brother and his dog, came to laugh at pompey Not v.good I'm sure you'll agree but the crucial pompey angle will get it off the ground.

Is this his bro then?

stick ur tongue out at me you fat ****! bad start Edit: such fake!

I dunno that the circumstance arose since like 1832. "Write me" begat "telegram me" begat "call me" begat "fax me" begat "text me" begat "facebook me"

cheers i was quite proud of that one!