Bearsy

Is pelle pronounced as in to rhyme with bell? Or is it like pele? Or some 3rd option which is yet to occur to me?

I'm hoping for better things than Borini & Hernandez tbh! I'm prejudiced against Borini cos he seems light of goals. I'm prejudiced against Hernandez cos dwarf poacher strikers are v.unfashionable. Even the Mexicans think he's too wee to play lone striker.

i always picture Minty from his time on Eastenders. Solid, no nonsense, good bloke.

pls can you get an avatar Minty? We use avatars to identify who is posting without going to the trouble and inconvenience of reading ur name. If you cannot afford an avatar, one will be allocated to you from lost + found. Regards

i would like to be similarly reassured pls! I gather ur not naming names tho, i am accepting clues along the lines: 1) Is they from Domestic or from Foreign? b) Is they playing at World Cup? IV) Is they young bros or old bros? 3) Is they handsome?

I'm with clark, I don't want to read dumb board celebrating when they sell my top bros!

lol prepare urself viking cos we are definitely about to get our collective tummies tickled with mealy-mouthed platitudes

He's right tho ain't it, losing ur 3 top scorers in one window is v.gamble. We will need to be either v.clever or v.lucky with whoever comes in! If we end up more Wolfswinkle than Bony we could easily get in trouble.

First signing will be A.Lallana from Bournmouth for £6.25m. Don't know much about him. I think he's a w(h)inger.

Don't be over-dramatic, we scored 54 prem goals last year and 17 are still here. You can pick up a lot of points, with 17 goals.

How hard must the board be working to get all these deals pushed through so quickly! V.impressed. Les said they was working "round the clock" but i didn't really believe it till now.

At least half the money will be wasted on shite. It always is.

Hope we do push lallana through today, it would be nice to f*ck up both liverpool & man utd by getting this done before full moon + while saturn is still retrobate

stop selling all our england bros pls dumb board

he is brilliant defender imo. Poor defending is just a thing people always say about wing backs, even when it's balls

just as a side issue this is the second time today I've clicked into a thread hoping to sell someone a couple of guinea pigs + been disappoint . Pls no more mislead thread titles!

At 4pm today everyone needs to tweet #saintsfc tokyos am homosex PS - impressed that you know how to make stuff like that bletch!

I feel like student was originally ban over a week ago for a) being not a Saints fan and b) posting lies that Shaw was going to be transfer to Man Utd. Prob chalet forgot to make the ban a permanent ban, he does this quite often it usually takes two tries to make it stick.

i will let the dumb board have this one cos it seems a lot of dollar, but if they go on to sell Lallana or Lovren or Morgan or any of my other favourite bros i will be ANGAR. I have been v.patient on this, I already let them sell lambart & now I'm letting them sell shaw. They should not take advantage of my good nature like this. This is Formal Warning + Open Letter to Dumb Board. They have been put on Notice. They would be wise to Take Heed.

still think £12m was good dollar for a teenager who had only played league 1 & only two years left on contract. Also getting them to bung us £10k every time he plays 20 mins was lols

hope that's true, that is mental good deal for us

Yeah, why wait? Attitudes like Lord Duckhunter is why England team is in such a state.

Most of you guise is LIARS if you met Dejan or whoever you wouldn't be telling him he's got to honour his contracts or threaten him with being Liverpool bench warmer, you would blush like small girl + meekly ask for photo. You would check his buns as he walks off tho and you would have small & guilty boner which you would try to put out of mind till you get home & give wife best seeing to she has had since that time you saw Matt Oakley in Ikea. Be more honest with ur responses pls!

Front page of the sun today

everything i say is euphemism. Even the smallest thing that you can hardly see with microscope, is euphemism.