Bearsy

Pls can you list the words that would not be acceptable pls as i am making this banner now pls

I imagined this in my head & he didn't want to come but i tempted him him with v.generous contract & he scored loads of goals for sfc & we won fa cup

i believe he wants to dwell on the ball and get tackled

oh that was me! I landed a 200lb gemmel with my expert trolling! I couldn't be more proud

adkins came into SMS early one day and caught cortese spooning with lallana on the sofabed. It's why he had to go Edit: possibly more helpfully i did make a short video at the time explaining the whole situation! http://meemsy.com/v/4432

fksake

kop talk tokyos, cop talk is forum for discussing bout trying to catch smokers in airport toilets

I would give it to JWP. It would be slightly mental, but it sets good precedent if ur captain came through the system and I can't see most the other candidates still being here in 3 years time.

I was kind of reassured to find out that the club fought to keep Lallana, and only bent over when he made his position untenable. Still, as you say, it does set a Precedent that we may come to regret!

Think ur way off base with this one MLG, most the bros you name-checked are top posters! How can you accuse i.e. windows of posting random illogical bullshit? I have seen nothing of the sort!

so that's qualified a) from goatboy, he might also be willing to take handjob from b) but he draws the line at trying to force her fatbody through narrow loft hatch

Simple test! who would you more prefer to get handjob from in ur attic while gay spiders watch from ceiling? a) or b)

hahahahaha yeah hahaha i just made it all up to see if i could trick someone into admitting gay dream hahahaha and then i would call them bender hahaaaah it was all a joke hahahaha i just have normal dreams bout boobs + cars

be honest tokyos

Just by-the-by, has anyone ever had a homosex dream? I.e. like a dream where for some reason ur in the attic of the house you grew up in and ur best mate is there and he is wanking you off and ur enjoying it and ur laying back and staring at the ceiling and there are spiders there but they're not like normal spiders they're big like dinner plates and they're smiling? Edit: Asking for friend

did they play the one where he digs a tunnel into birds room and then she escapes out the chimney but he catches up with her in town and rapes her? That's my favourite. I like a story with a happy ending.

Yeah sorry hasper tbh I made all that up just so I could have a cheap dig at footballers

No!

If he really cared he would have contacted us all privately

The right to strike has been in place in the UK since the Industrial Revolution. It was an essential development for the protection of workers in industries such as the cotton trade where the workplace would be very hot due to the poor ventilation and presence of steam engines. Machinery was not fenced off and workers were exposed to moving machine parts. Children were often employed to move between these dangerous machines as they were small enough to fit between tightly packed plant, which led to high mortality rates in factories. Added to the dangers of the workplace employees were required to work long hours in this inhospitable environment, typically exceeding 12 hours per day and for very meagre wages. The right to strike is also essential for the protection of millionaire footballers who would prefer to earn more money.

Roy still loves us, he thinks we'll rank highly next season. At least that's what I think he said.

Please don't quote Windows in full, it infringes his copyrights. If you must refer to his material just do a link.

bad news for adam lallana, good news for jj's dog

i hope he has poor mobility so we can call him Zimmers