Bearsy

First recorded incident of asian chap being too large for vagina Edit: This is not racist pls

I don't know who this bird is but i suspect you're right

4 hours is outside limit for effects of viagra, did you exceed recommended dosage 25-100mg? #doctorbrianearsy

True dat. If we did sell £90m of players we would be stupid to spunk it all away in one window on any ole bro we can get our hands on. We would be more than stupid, we would be "Spurs".

They put in LED lights down my road & I can't see my garden path no more cos they only light the road Also the guy said they're 10 times more expensive to buy but you save dollar in energy, but not so much i spose if they're only on for 90 minutes 10 times a year. Also he said the bulb things last like 25 years but he said he'll have to come back in 5 years to change the driverssss. Also the light is more white. I think that is all I know bout LED lighting!

Talking to birds is a tiresome chore duncan! I mean there are some subjects where we could have stuff in common, i.e. 3somes with her sister, but as Luke Shaw is finding that is delicate subject that needs edging into.

Oh I dunno accusing either of being immoral or treacherous is a bit rich. Lambart will be remembered more fondly, as you say, for pretty obv reasons.

Two points for discussion Duncan: a) In noisy club ur never gonna pull while observing Jane Austen's code of courtship for young Ladies and Discerning Gentlemen b) "creepy" fellas are just normal fellas aiming too high

harsh

Kieran Gibbs Is Not Even In The Squad Tokyos

mmmmm i am on board with this signing pls

They should have, he would have done Good Job, and even if he didn't at least the england team would have had Luck on their side

I was meh till I realised it could be Pompey players & now I am outrage + scandal at disgusting scumc*nt attitude of pikey Pompey players. That club is cancer in the balls of English football yo! Edit: oh wait did he deffo say Spurs? I'm back to meh again

Pfft call that begging!

Not yet. I'm so close.

you slut

Clearly you missed all the prem games last season where he played a Pirlo pivot role

I sent Roy a text suggesting 4-3-3 and he replied saying, "gr8 sturridge left wing, wellbz right wing, Wayne centre forward tks." And I was just like, oh forget it

It ur talking bout someone to play the 2 in a 4-2-3-1 there's no doubt in my mind Cork plays that role better than Gerrard of Henderson. I mean, they're better players overall cos they have ability to get forward & make things happen, but f*cking hell Roy, that ain't the job ur asking them to do!

I am also interested in ppl who have sex with animals. Particularly women. I have been investigating bout it on internet, here is some testimony from birds who sex their dogs: What is "the knot" you wonder?

Word. sadoldgit owes hitler an apology IMO

I would make it so like a third of the TV money is paid dependant on how many appearances U23 English bros make in ur first team.

hitler would've nutted fonte too, were he presented the opportunity

prob knew where joe hart was from the astringent stench of Head & Shoulders shampoo

I think we will be linked to castaganos (sp?) cos a) swansea have been and b) he is dutch U21 striker and 3) I signed him one time on FM and he was Quite Good