Bearsy

This is the best thread cos the title contains typos, which is a venerable tradition on saintsweb

he would be dumb to give us the raspberry on this new contract, loads of players are never quite the same after ACL . That is some show of faith from the board right there yo!

is this shirt an original from the pap couture collection, or is under license from giordano?

It wouldn't be potential if he used it already

Erm it says in the thread title that he's a Cardiff fan. It's his spiritual home.

Why wait? I dare say ur opinions are no less dumb than every other **** on here, it's prob not healthy to keep them bottled up. Post one so we can all laugh at it! I.e: Billy Sharp would score 20+ in the erevod- ervie- Dutch League

I dunno, I am yet to crack the DaVidin code

legend has it that if you take all the bold and underline words in david in sweden's posting history and apply a secret cipher, an encoded message will be revealed of biblical and world changing importance

And 16 England caps

We've swapped two bros that I knew from first hand observation to be quality, for two bros that I've never seen play. "A bird giving hand jobs is worth two in the bush" - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I feel like we're getting bogged down in side issues, goatboy. The point under discussion is how faraway's mum got licked out by a polar bear, not the technicalities of what flavour fish her vagina smells of or where polar bears purchase their scuba equipment. Pls keep on topic!

mAyBE iS sCUbA bEAR?

mAyBE iS pOLaR bEAR?

Lou ran a finger through the glistening folds of her fanny lips, and held the digit close to her nostrils. She inhaled deeply; the stench of her vaginal juice was terrifically ripe and unmistakeably fish. It struck her immediately that this was exactly the scent that would appeal to THE BEAR. His tongue was like silk on her skin. It was like weather - weather was also like silk on her skin. Except hail storms. Hail storms were like small pellets of ice on her skin. She shivered with pleasure and her skin felt like silk on her skin. "Oh BEAR," she said, groaning with pleasure and release. "Eat me! Eat me like a month old haddock!" THE BEAR did not reply but she could tell from the lap of his tongue that he was loving it. His tongue flicked out of her vagina and traced a course up her naval, across her breasts, her neck, her face. He climbed onto her and aligned his genitals with her fanny. He gave a growl of desire and thrust into her vagina with the full weight of his being, and crushed her to death. His full 400 lbs of flesh, fur and rapier sharp claws, were like silk on her skin.

why don't you get one of them ice sculptures hypo, we had one at our christmas party and it looked boss. I don't think it cost v.much either cos it's mostly made from cold water

It's gathering pace pap, prob a few people were a bit quick to dismiss this one.

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wow i've heard that coutinho rumour from a couple of people now, must be something in it!

Clearly a poll is required.

They rushed to put the deal through as soon as he got injured

i like the sound of poo lady best, although i spose hcdajfsi could do a job for southampton innit

My criteria for dumb signing is if I could go back in time would I rather keep my money in my pocket? Yoshida is debatable I reckon, he didn't cost a lot and has been kind of useful sometimes. I didn't say it was easy to get promotion! I just think that there is lots more players who can play that level to choose from, especially if you have one of the biggest budgets

I don't reckon it can be far off can it pap? I mean since we've been in prem anway, signing players to do a job in the championship or league 1 i reckon is prob a lot easier! Gd signings: Lovren Wanyama Clyne S.davis Rodriguez Boruc Dumb signings: Osvaldo Ramirez Forren G-Nigga Mayuka Yoshida

I dunno Mikey it's one of them shows where weird stuff happens & ur thinking, wtf why is that weird stuff happening & you keep watching for the explanation. Problem is I read it was by the same guy as did Lost, so I'm worried that it's just weird stuff for the sake of it without the internal logic or resolution that I will ultimately require. Johnson is good tho, he is my favourite!

Cheers for the heads up faraway, I shall add this bitch's autobiography to my amazon wish list!