Bearsy

i would be ok with this policy, you can only spend it once yo

How good out of 20 do you think Jonathan Forte is at heading?

totally, it genuinely made me laugh tho! It's an impressive claim, but at the same time deeply tragic!

I remember that one, it was excellent defending! Show him onto his right foot Luke! That's it, great defending make the c*nt hit it with his righ-. Oh fuck

1-0 BEAR

cheers i don't usually read mailbox cos I'm not v.interested in liverpool

Nice example of media coming round our manor and pissing on our bed, for those that can't do it for themselves: http://www.football365.com/profile365/9384970/Profile365 I've marked this article down to a 4/10 cos it's mostly half-truths & exaggeration, but you can do as you see fit!

So many dumb posters on this site, we will easily finish top half FFS! You can quote me on this & i will refund all losing bets on saints finish top half!* * Terms and conditions apply

Such speculation MLG! Is it not possible that Koeman has identified Sharp as his first choice to play in an attacking midfield or number 10 role? Maybe Koeman will be the manager to finally unlock Sharp's potential as the new Messi or Maradona or Guly Do Prado!

I am 6 weeks dry! I haven't wet the bed since Lambart got sold. I am still on rubber sheets tho, you can't be too careful

My gf couple back had it quite bad when she was at school, I mean bad enough to be hospitalised. I would never have guessed cos she was so pretty & healthy & confidence when we went out but she showed me the pictures and I was like ****ing hell! She got cured by therapist & was completely fine since, so I guess that is optimism story! She said the same as btf that it weren't really bout being skinny, I kind of doubted it myself cos how come it is much more common in girls? But I'm not licensed therapist, that is just what I was thinking when she was telling me about it. She said she started to get better almost as soon as it came out that she had a problem, cos anorexia thrives on secrecy. Ps - Sorry to read bout these stories, I hope everyone gets healthy v.quick!

I did last week Phil, I took bird for curry & they didn't have cobra so tiger was my second choice. It was restaurant called panache it is in Sutton Coldfield, it is v.fancy & expense for a curry house but bird was loving it & she let me put it anywhere, so I do recommend this place if ur in Sutton Coldfield and want nosh to get noshed I appreciate this is not the infos ur looking for, but we like to ignore golf references in here & hope they go away!

Is there goals highlights video for this pls? Hook a brother up yo!

Darren. He was **** the first time we had him & I don't suppose he's any better now. Bit of a mental suggestion from Adrians tbh, I would much sooner we went for Caulker even tho he's over-priced

I've been drinking Radlers tonight, I think it might be a gay drink, it's v.yellow & only 2%, I saw it advertise on tv and am sucker for advertise! The good thing bout it is I had loads & drove home without killing anyone. My other favourite drink is Rekorderlig & that is also gay. I would still never go as far as drink Rose tho!

ffs brett the board are busy enough without having to send tweets out every time you wet ur pants! I hope the time they wasted tweeting you about clyne does not cost us a prestige signing

no one can be told what the red panda really is. You have to see it for yourself, like the Matrix.

Are we definitely even playing tonight? I don't seem to be hearing much about it. Who is we playing & why?

I would bite your hand off right now if someone offered us 1st place, or even 2nd place with a cup win.

Kat wants us to have 75% less possession. We're not going to achieve her ambition with players like J.Cork in the side.

Does Kat really want us to win 75% less games? If we only got 25% of our points last season we would be relegate by miles

Think there still might be quite a few first teamers leaving I'm hearing that Lovren, Cork & Fonte are all training with the kids

You're ok iansums, you weren't to know that ART is my bro & under my protection, we will let you off with warning this time!