Bearsy

lol

yeah if they really can't be bothered i will hook them up! it will however be rife with expletives and violent sexual imagery

yeah right who sponsors the club is more important than who plays for it

Reed is deffo making an ass's strip imo. I reckon Kat asked him to: 1) Recoup as much dollar as possible selling bros 2) Build new, cheaper, squad which won't get relegate Phase 1 is going ok!

Sweet jesus, is that your real accent!

I appreciate when bros make an effort, i wish more bros on here would make videos & things for my entertainment but I couldn't make it all the way through this one The things i didn't like were: 1) The Bet Ferr character is not recognisable southampton stereotype to me! Why is northern? 2) I like good swears, but these mostly felt forced & unimagination 3) There should be some jokes! Get new scriptwriter! 4) Speech slurs are ok if on purpose, you can do another take if not! Or try filming sober! Thanks for effort tho! I shall watch ur future career with considerable interest!

Haha no I was with you it was just the understatement that made me lols

Gotcha, hard as in lot of work to do. Still reckon he has better chance of walking away with reputation enhanced than I.e pochettino tho!

One of the easiest I reckon! Even if he takes us down people will say it weren't his fault, dumb board sold half the squad etc

I suggest we follow the club's lead, and bend over

Pretty clear that player exits are now decided on purely financial terms, and not for footballing reasons. Either Kat needs/wants money, or the club has simply decided it's good business. Dunno which really, but either way the team is gonna be less good for it!

I had to go to Liverpool for work. When I put it in my satnav it said I needed to go to Southampton first

If he wears it at SMS he'll prob get sold to Liverpool

Koeman is p*ssing himself laughing at the ridiculous over the top prices were being offered for our bros! He comes from a league where you can buy a first team right back for £400k

I'm starting to think so too, Richmond, even though she sent poor old Les Reed out to say the exact f*cking opposite!

bend over!

I don't think Boruc's distribution will be good enough for 5 a side where I like my keeper to be more involved. I also think I'll go for bros with lower centre gravity & good technique. My team would be: G-Nigga Cork Ward-Prowse Steve Davis Ramirez

That's what I thought when rumours broke bout Lambert, Shaw, Lallana & Lovren. I don't give benefit of doubt no more when it comes to bros getting sold!

I thought SFC was raped, but it turns out she's whoring. Edit: sorry for unpleasant analogy! If you think of better one let me know!

Kruuger made me lol

Tumoil made me lol

Someone said Less Weed earlier and I thought yeah maybe that is the solution

I can understand the logic in selling chambers, it's about squad balance, the same as Man Utd having too many number 10s. Koeman is probably looking at the squad thinking at right back he has two quality players whereas every other position he ony has one, or none. If we can shift chambers and then do something about the CM situation then the squad will be perfectly balanced/f*cked and everyone will be happy