Bearsy

I didn't see that coming!

Well, he's lost my vote. What a load of bolllocks.

That's interesting. Maybe explains why he finds it odd to owe other clubs £27m, or whatever it was. He'll learn!

Word. He's prob the right type of striker if you know what I mean, likes to run in behind, aggresive & determined, but ultimately you know, seems a bit Nugent.

Wonder when there was last no Man Utd players?

Think silva has spent half the season injured tbf

Amazing when you think of the players he's picked ahead of, e.g David silva, rooney, cazorla, aguerro, Jason puncheon

would have been a tough sell, granted

so does the lowest lizard, windows, that does not make him qualified to assess how much david moyes is likely to spunk off over luke shaw.

What model are you using here Windows? I have checked the official premier league transfer valuation rules and it states that a top-10 prem full back valuation is £7.5m, then you have to double it if they're young+potential, then you have to double it again if they're English.

i am going to this one, i am not in away end with u proles tho i am in corps rubbing with the big nobs, cos i am v.connections In actual fact day after i had agreed to go corps with one of my top top connections, i was offered ticket in press box. That would have been even more lols! i would've spent game shouting coded secret messages to tokyos over radio broadcast

i don't bother watching MOTD when we lost, tbh.

that was great SSA

I think that's going to be a common theme with trying to buy prem players. Now everyone's getting all this tv money it's more difficult to tempt clubs with cash. Much better value buying from other leagues.

bah that was v.general + non-committal. I wanted journo to be asking questions like: a) Have you offered Ponch new contract? 2) Have you accepted or rejected any bids on players? IV) Do you sit in Cortese's old office & is it true that he bought his desk set from Toys R Us?

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that is such a skate thing to say bro! i don't want to read bros on here saying stuff like that! Wash ur mouth out and reflect that buildings do not have souls, and even if they did foreign investors don't give a f*ck about it.

DID YOU KNOW it's been nearly 3 yrs since we sold someone we'd rather have kept? Gr8 stats for selling club!

i downloaded the full spreadsheet & we was 155th in the world with ave player salary £23,969/pw

prob the difference is what the bumhole taxman is taking. I dunno how it is with osvaldo but the bumhole taxman is always stealing the lion share of my dollar

i never really believed it, till now

guly in the team

i have investigated some other clubs to see what they're doing, i can't find everyone tho Fulham - Reduced Prices Sunderland - Reduced Prices Newcastle - Price Freeze West Brom - Price Freeze West Ham - Price Freeze Stoke - Price Freeze Spurs - Price Freeze Man Utd - Price Freeze Everton - 0.5% increase Liverpool - 1.9% increase Arsenal - 3% increase Crystal Palace - 16.5% increase

i went onto the os now to see if there was any recent pictures of ponch looking v.happy or v.sad. He weren't there at all tho, they was just going on about how our U21 boys lost 3-1 at home to "Nike Academy". This interested me! Who the f*ck is Nike Academy?

up here all the villas is talking bout red bull takeover which is absolutely deffo gonna happen this summer, apparently