Bearsy

how about the memories he's got? Can't we do anything bout his memories???

did lovren deck him for copying his haircut?

every disappointing result we have in the next 6 months will be due to jay rod's absence. I just wanted to say that now cos it will save me the trouble of saying it in every match thread. RIP

It looks like the matrix

I can never tell when ur serious! BJ is done great many things! The first thing he done is move a star so that it would be over his manger so wise mens would no where to come. Do you have any conception of what it would take to move a star? A star is a massive, luminous sphere of plasma held together by its own gravity. Even a small star is weigh billions & billions of tonnes! I would like to see boris Johnson or any of ur favourite world leaders move a star!

Oh yeah but he is not world leader just yet baby cambridge is next in line tho! Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him, and all tribes of the earth will wail on account of him. Even so. Amen. #babycambridge

Amazed & disgust that no-one is mention baby jesus

Dangerous precedent. What if Luke Shaw gets injure?

i never know if it's better to post in this dumb thread to tell people off for posting in this dumb thread, or to ignore it completely & hope it goes way

every time gaston disappears for a few weeks he comes back with a fancy new haircut. i reckon we should make him use a more local barber. I mean, maybe not harrison reed's barber tho, i wouldn't advise anyone to use supercuts

if aliens did come to visit who would they think is world leader? I reckon they would assume it was KFC colonel

if anyone does go can you ask guillem ballague what his book is about pls

Brilliant. I knew the fanbase would come together in these dark times. I actually think we should retire the #9 shirt as a mark of respect to jay. RIP

Word. Is there any news for the minute's silence on saturday? I mean obv we'll be doing it but will all prem games be doing it? Would be nice mark of respect.

not really sure tbh, i just heard her name & assumed she was in charge of stuff

this was a flush job, but i think we'll claim it if the lad signs! Dunno why it's flush tho, is this transfer link actually one of digs sly japes + I'm just missing something???

Here is the ones i know off the top of my head: Tony Blair Boris Johnson Obamas Merkels (sp?) - she is queen of germany Kim Jong Ill Prince Naseem Hamed Sepp Blatter I don't know any others so i will be vote for one of these.

is it v.easy to get work permits for 17yo mexicans who have only been playing competitive football for a year? Just wondering like.

u make him sound like anal wind, which tbf is useful simile

Edit: Soz, i know that was prob a pretty traumatic event in ur life, but when i pictured it in my head it was v.funny

yes tim, i am sure you do sell tom-toms to sharks for £100 that totally sounds like a real job + not made up pull other one pls

cheers

erm can you really claim copyright on that? I thought relentless megaspastic was coined by krakens with regards to, IIRC, Miltonroader07??? I will check my notes.

legend! That's how i want to go out, by sticking two fingers up at all you c*nts and wandering off into sunset, rather than getting quietly knifed by a mod which i suspect is what will actually happen.

yeah that is my favourite! never fails to raise a smile!