Bearsy

ugggh! a man! a man in the ladies thread! ALERT! fuck off tokyos! we was just about to discuss about each others boobs till you show up!

if you is ever needing dog-sitter, let me know.

what is? Is it dude or something? Here is good joke to play on Mrs. Double Penetrations:

oh hi girlfriends! Did y'all read story bout our sister who put on 7st to please her man, but then he was like all dogging around with skinny bitches? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2470136/Woman-gained-7st-man-loved-curves--cheat-EIGHT-slim-women.html How much is y'all weigh individually + combined, and also what is ur diet tips girlfriends!

oh cheers i don't have an erection register. If anyone is on jury send me pm + I will advise bout how long sentence to give the criminals.

Hi ladies! A few of you is pm me to moderate this thread. I am v.busy but I will try + get discussion started. Here is first topic of conversations: What is good size for knob? What is biggest knob you is had? What is smallest knob you is had? What do you think bout a knob that is 2.1" long?... a friend of mine is wanting to know bout this.

I would love to be on Jury, but I never seem to get invited. Is it cos I don't vote? Do you need to be register to be Jury? I would love to send some motherfuckers down yo! Soon as they takes stand I would be black cap. I would be excellent Jury, I would guarantee 100% convictions.

hmm. I have seen cats doing that sort of stuff before. People say they is just cleaning their bumhole but i always think the temptation to give urself a suck-job while ur down there must be v.great. I bet they're like, lah-di-dah just cleaning my bumhole perfectly innocent... oops! Accidentally licked my boner! Never mind just accident. Perfectly innocent! Could of happen to anyone. Oops! It happened again hahaha what a silly billy i am! Oh well never mind, just carry on cleaning my bumhole... Ooops!

Hi Ladies! This thread is just for ladies so you can discuss ur boobs + periods etc. Also grooming of minges + photos. Dudes is not allowed to be posting or looking in this thread! It is for LADIES ONLY! Here is confirmed ladies that I know bout on Saintsweb: Suewhistles Bridges2far Ladysaint teenagegsaint (aka teenage girl saint) wibbles (she is my internet gf)

nah if he was real saints fan he would be boycot. SOS

cheers i hope this helps the search for maddie in some small way. I do also have a theory bout the twins cos I have always found them v.suspicious. What self-respecting child-catcher passes over a matching set of twins to take a single girl? Twins fetch up to 3 or 4 times the normal rate in the underground child market. I personally do not believe in the existence of these alleged "twins".

Is Kelvin a common name in Hong Kong?

I sometimes think it must be v.frustrating being animal. I mean, say ur a dog with paws. It must be v.frustrating when you get boner and haven't got grippable fists to crank ur boner. Imagine what human kind would be like if we didn't have grippable fists! We would be running around dry humping our boners up against chair legs and lamp-posts etc. I mean, even more than normal.

Can you guys really think of no scenarions without Pap's input? You should watch more TV! I can think of loads of scenarions! Here is one just off the top of my head! THE MADDIE NEVER LEFT ENGLAND + TAPAS CANABALISM SCENARION Maddie never left England yo! They killed her at home + buried in back garden. Then they made a Maddie doll from sausages and took that on holiday to Portugal. No-one is noticing this deception. Then they ate the sausage Maddie at Tapas bar, thus disposing of all evidences.

defoe

I'm compiling evidence so I can report public order offence.

Pap walks into newsagent, "Morning, c*nt," he says to old man behind counter. "Give me some c*nt rizzlers." Small child is at his elbow, wanting to pay for sweets. "Wait ur turn," says pap, "c*nt." Small child runs off crying, "What's his c*nt problem?" wonders pap. Pap goes to church. They is all saying prayers, "Our father who art in heaven..." blah blah. Then it gets to end and everyone says, "Amen," except one shrill, scouse voice piping over the congregation, "C*nt".

i feel like uv changed sides! It's now more about pap going round dropping c-bombs in front of small children + catholic nuns, which I think we can all agree is disgraceful. Out of order, pap. You should be shamed of urself.

lol

yeah to be fair i knew what you meant, you have to be pretty good mates with someone to take liberty of calling them c*nt. I quite often call my mates c*nt, but I don't generally use it with strangers. I don't get lift from taxi, pay him his money and then go "Thanks c*nt," on exiting cab.

If it's any consolation I think ur both c*nts

Are you disputing my datas hythe? I feel like that is the post match table, we was above them till they beat us! At least I think so, I'm doing this all from memory and i was only 6 years old at the time.

24th August 1992, we played them at home, we had two points they had one. We lost 1-0. Just off top of head like.

you sound like ideal employee, bowers, they is lucky to have you! Bunking off, constantly chatting, calling union when asked to change ur lunch break. I should ask for raise.

Cheers spooder. I've made that same joke bout 100 times on this forum and that is the only time i ever got any credit for how very intellectual + amusing it is. I feel validation yo!