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i think that is v.disrespect to say bout ur father in laws! I don't have fathers in laws but i would never say them things about him if i did. I wouldn't have naked baths with him either like tokyos does. I would just be polite + firm handshake.

i don't know nick, I'm starting to think a lot of Scotty's stories aren't true. Like the one above bout his wife, I distinctly remember him saying his wife died a few months back cos he buried her. It was on here. He told a hooker about it in a hotel bar. There is no way she can still be going on holidays to switzerland. I don't mean to be offence but i think scotty is just trolling. Pretty sick involving his dead wife tho.

oh facepalm @ tokyos! Osvaldo isn't even in the squad! Hopefully if he is call up in future tho, Hodgson will not try + play lambart + Osvaldo together cos it simply doesn't work! We have 128 minutes evidence of this!

Yeah, that's what I'm predicting too! I actually think he'll be more effective for England than even he has been for us lately, cos he'll be spending more time in the box & getting on the end of crosses rather than farting about in midfield or out wide.

I love you alpine!

What did i do? Why is BJ always picking on me!

Michael Owen just sold him to Real Madrid

Man, BT sport is setting a new low with pundits! David James, Stuart Pearce, Michael Owen... shut up pls!

why is you having mexican? Or urinal mint for that matter!

tks colin. Did I mention I got my SOS shirt? I look extremely dashing in my SOS shirt!

there is some good players in that team. I really like that Tom Carroll. I dunno who that Berahino is tho. Is he striker?

how am i price pikey! I just told you that i pay £12-14 for my socks!

I know right! I purposely didn't post in Jeff's ebay thread cos he is can get a bit angar and i didn't want him to think i was trolling on his sock choices... but they is exactly the sort of socks i would of imagine him wearing! I also bet that in his pants drawer there is nothing but white y-fronts!

Jeff le taxi is a bit Netto! I was just researching his ebay buying history, i was hoping to find him buying butt plug or sex doll or something, there was nothing like that it was mostly car parts for his vauxhall, but i did notice him buying these babies: This is 12 pairs of Men's Cotton Non Elastic Diabetic Socks size 6-11. Other than being concerned but not massively surprised to hear bout Jeff's diabetes (it is common affliction of taxi driver), I was amazed that he got all 12 pairs for just £6.95! This is just £0.58 per pair! I dunno how much you pay for socks, I like the Paul Smith ones cos they is nice+stripy plus they last for ages, but they is like £12-14 per pair and they don't even come with diabetes!

hi i've just noticed this thread. I calculate the answer is 9, i done this by applying DUMAS. What is everyone else get? edit - i think it is imprecise tho i would put extra brackets, you is never have enough brackets

how come their feet is so dirty? Would it be more cheap to supply them with socks?

i googles mexican shower and it said "To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap" lol

i believe the technical term is "whore's bath"

ok but i will get hypo to check prices first cos i think he caught jeff before selling stuff at massive mark up. I don't mind paying fair price, but i don't want to be rip off!

in other news me+pap is microwave brothers! I see you also have same problem as me that the glass front always looks v.smeary + uncool. I am accepting tips on this! I have tried cleaning+polish+windowlene but it is always v.smears!

tks i am gonna try and prepare this delicious meal tonight! I have got microwave + water but I am short of some other equipment+ingredients, can you lend me the following items pls? potatoes salt butter or margarine milk potato peeler cling wrap mashing tool

hi pap can you give me example pls of a recipe i could be enjoying if i purchased this book + managed to source a 600w microwave?

Luke refused to play Sat cos he didn't want to risk injury + miss u21 again. I mean, not really cos I just made that up but I wonder if that had something to do with it.

i like how monk has got a personal secretary now! I could use a personal secretary, I would just be like oh yeah, tokyos, tell them dumb idiots on saintsweb that Jose Fonte should get dropped or whatever. Also make a joke about bj or something. apply by pm + photos pls. Salary negotiable.

I don't really get what the problem is, or why scrapping loans would fix it! What difference does it make if Moses is playing for Liverpool on loan contract or on permanent contract? Is it cos he won't play vs Chelsea?