Bearsy

I'm surprised that people is so bothered about this! Soon as i saw they were on bench i thought, oh both must be carrying knocks, he's stuck them on bench for emergency but don't want to risk them getting worse injury if he can help it.

lols is that srsly what you think?

can you explain a bit more tho barry? I've given it a lot of thought, and I don't really get why ur saying what ur saying! Here is the options I have got so far: a) Ur suggesting that Ponch's hairdo is a wig. Kind of like how lego man has removable barnet. b) Ur saying that if Ponch is gonna say the same things every week, the least he could do is wear fancy toupee to keep things interesting c) Is nothing to do with Ponch, ur simply saying you would like to wear wigs for mental reasons of ur own!

Looked a lot like the ole diamond formation yesterday. I never like it much when Adkins played it either. I suppose the best you can say is that given we had a couple of championship full backs and were playing a stupid formation, we did pretty well to keep the game as tight as it was. It was the first time I'd seen Osvaldo. He'll score goals I reckon! Dunno that there's room for him + Lambart in same team tho.

I know right! I am going to pay spudgun's subs. I will wrap a fiver round a potato and sent it st Mary's. I will do this tomorrow!

I feel your pain. It is natural in the face of personal tragedy to seek meaning. When your cat gets cancer you say, Lord, I knew I shouldn't buy that dodgy Russian kitty food they sell in unmarked cans at Y&Z mini market. When you go for a dump at a motorway service station and find a globule of cum on the door handle, you say to yourself, why did I not go before I left the house? When Southampton lose a football match you think, did we make too many substitutions? Or not enough? Did we need more Puncheons? Resist these dark thoughts! No good will come of them! You are not to blame. The football Gods work in mysterious ways, but they have a plan for Southampton. It may not include winning at Carrow Road, but there is something waiting for us, I promise you that, something special for all Southampton fans that no amount of substitutions can defile. Put your faith in Baby Pochettino! Do not blaspheme Him with doubts and criticism, and He will lead you to Salvation.

5ft 10", big ears, ugly wife

i shouldn't be surprised if we're related! Are you remarkably well hung?

This is true mikey! I mean, don't tell anyone, but I've never really liked the taste of beer. I have sweet tooth I spose, I've always been a bit more ciders + spirits.

oh soz! Kelvin Davies!

just by the by, does anywhere Southampton have Rekorderlig on draft? I'm a bit addicted to the overpriced effeminate nectar of gods! I'll go proper out my way to get rekorderlig on tap!

my dad made me come with him to see weller one time. It was terrible. My dad said "how is you enjoying your weller, James" (my dad calls me James), and i said if i wanted to pay £50 to watch an old man wank i would of gone to dubai phil's stag do. I mean, I didn't say that really, I was polite and said oh yeah i like his dumb guitar playing or whatever, but i was thinking bout dubai phil wanking.

i feel bad for all the army generals + warlords who ain't gonna get to go war now. They must be gutted to have all them troops ready to sacrifice and be denied opportunity. No medals for you General! It's like at Christmas when no-one will play Risk with my Granddad.

It would prob be better if one of Kalvin Davies jobs was covering near post.

Take him to The Edge, is walking distance from St. Mary's. Doesn't really get going till midnight but is guaranteed that you + ur mate will have great night.

here is iphones case as used by lambart himself:

tokyos pls stop posting pictures of my gf on saintsweb, she don't like ur stalking behaviour!

yeah if i was that byatch i would prob have backed it up When ur arguing, do you generally repeat the same thing over and over? I mean i get it with the little kids when they was saying, "That's why ur gay, that's why ur gay, that's why ur gay," but i look for more verbosity in my grown adults

I can't help but like this Chicken with a BJ character, for all that he only comes on here to mug us off. He's like an introspective grey crab, or a reticent Turkish. I would be pleased to see him post more, if only so i can enlist The9 to mug off his grandmas.

hi tokyos that is 6:53 long. I can't be watching 6:53! Which is the bit I need to watch. just by the by, youtube comment sections is about the only place i see v.bad racist comments anymore. Someone sent me this video a while back and I was lolling a bit cos it's funny when b!tch gets taser but then i read the comments and i was like [video=youtube_share;di_eyHxRDmg] Edit: If ur business just watch from like 3:10

thanks 9 i have atrophied ur apostophe! I dunno how i'd cope without ur proofreading! ur right that i may be over-using the violent sexual imagery, but u write what u know innit! I tried last week to make it more about football when i was scouting sunderland, but it didn't come out v.good and people could see i didn't know what the f*ck i was on about! who's up next? West Ham? I expect I'll be investigating Karen Brady sucking off David Gold while Sullivan watches on. It will prob be v.disturbing!

This was all true story unfortunately! I'd be interested to find out if anyone else read this book, the plot was about a boy who everyone thought was like Jesus cos he laid hands on a dead baby and it come back to life! Then his cousin asked him to cure her cancer and he was like, "ok but for cancer I will have to get deep inside" Fry didn't feel the need to describe this in any detail, the idea of boy boning girl was pretty disgusting so he had it mostly happen off screen. Then the horse got sick so he boned that too... Fry described this in minute + erotic detail!

never mind found it!

have you got links pls