Bearsy

who is charlie is that the one with harry redknapp face? i did not know he was hating on me! I'll follow him round for a while agreeing with his dumb opinions see if i can bring him onside. In times like these, bears needs all the friends they can get yo!

oh hi chalet, have u considered somewhere with no internets like plains of serengeti or african jungle yo?

oh hi sue baby! yeah this prob needs clearing up cos chalet is taking bit of a kicking but to be honest he is more to be pitied than censured. I got sent off for accumulation of breaking dumb rules of saintswebs. Here is the fractions that i done: 5 points from skintsaint for posting tasteful and artistic boobs in muppet show. This was cos i don't consider tasteful + artistic boobs porn, but skintsaint does yo! Possibly he lives in buddhist convent + does not read sun newspapers. 2 points from chalet for "posting in a muppet show stylee on a main board thread what was cleary intended for lounges.". To be fair chalet was bit of bellend bout this one imo! 2 points from chalet for dropping c-bomb on main boards. This is cos i don't agree with swearfilters + am dangerous renegade. I actually posted some on mumsnet during my holiday and they don't have swearfilters at all cos "we're all adults here." They even have milfs on mumsnet walking round with actual usernames like fuckcunt69 FFS! 1 point from chalet for pointing out Rip Mooro sounded like aussie rules football player + that there was orgy at funeral. This was dumb post i spose it was fair enough yo!

tokyos noooo! as i understand it if i get fractioned 10 points in next twelvemonth, which seems v.likely, then I'm permabans! I don't want to be permabans! This is best forums, trust me! It's not best forums cos of fractions+post on topics+swearfilters tho, dumb mods, it is best forums cos of all the clever+interesting posters what is posting here!

sorry smirks i love you and i love touching you and i hope to touch you more in future as much as possible and with additional vigours!

what annoys me bout this is i had to work really hard to get my glasgow friend request! I had to follow him round for months agreeing with his dumb opinions. Now he is handing them out left, right + centre to every tom, **** + cbsaints!

is milts gone 4eva yo? I'm gonna miss his pm's! They was both cryptic + sinisters. Like one time i get one subject "UMM" and message inside is simply "mmmmmmmmmm:uhoh:" i was hoping one day to crack the miltoncode!

hi gays! i really love you gays & missed you gays! Thanks for all supports this poll is amazing! Not least cos it turns out there is 124 gays in muppet shows! I thought there was like 5 of us!

i never got to meet Bearsy but it's clear from this thread he touched a lot of people. He touched tokyos & spudguns. He touched krakens & garretts. He touched a whole bunch of lurkers. He clearly touched pap & bletch repeatedly! He probably touched more people than Mooro's daughter!

CORTESE: I want cash injections! Buy more players! £30m yo! LIEBHERRS: Oh ok, what do we get for that? CORTESE: Maybe we'll finish few places higher in league! LIEBHERRS: Nah ur alright. Think we'll leave it.

pffft you brought it up! I only come on here to point out egg is egg and tokyos is chicken!

i thought that was what you meant. i couldn't quite see where the pyramids come into it tho

you mean like when delldays changed name to brett + moved to camden?

don't push luck tokyos, you already cravenly backed out of one fight i'm not sure egg will let you get away with it again

i've enjoyed the forum today, so many people is saying so many dumb things that no-one can tell what is serious and what is joke!

like this brah?

who is the ginge mlg?

van persie is dutch u idiot! Suarez is ban. Michu is good shout tho, dunno what more he can do to get call up. Prob too old?

cos i like to say yo! When it reaches critical mass of maximum annoyingness i shall quietly drop it for some other irritating affectation like wRITING iN rEVERSE cAPS oR sOMETHING

It's one of the most important threads on the forum! While other threads have addressed the naivety and reality angles only this one ties it all together with the clapping. That is why i rated 5 stars yo!

christ turkish how the f*ck should i know? why is you always asking questions like this, you seem to think we're encyclopedias or something!

i forget what page it was on but apparently at awards dinner cortese went up to Catherine Liebherr and sung jessie j right in her FACE!

what would ur team be yo?

i weren't around when keegan joined saints, but it's the only signing i can imagine comparable for sheer excitement amongst fanbase

if cortese stays it'll be like a new signing.