Bearsy

i mean wifes or girlfriends yo! soz

wogs

i prefer players i can spell like Kelvin Davies & Jason Punchoen

i was wondering who stole her nips

when my bearsy account is ban i'm gonna sign up with username "boner". I think is cool username. You can't have it tho! Is Relentless Megaspastic taken yet? That is krakens nickname for milts but i don't spose he'd mind you using it

hi i have removed current shirt but ain't managed to put saints shirt back on yet yo. I will try and do more laters!

Lols "haha, April fools!"

internet says "Wor Horse" which i thought was you know, quite good.

thanks bro! Unfortunately crabbers said my match report was "mostly poo".

I was driving on M42 earlier and they got variable speed limits and when they flashed up for us to go 30 mph guess what woman in front of me done? She only went and slowed down to 30 mph! On the actual motorway! v.dangerous.

Ur a bit fence sitting in this thread Turkish. I'm not keen on it, nail colours to mast yo! I don't like all this he may get better or may get worse or may stay same. I could of figured that for myself!

that's how I do it brah. We call it top decking!

i have done match review for you crap lungs! SOUTHAMPTON vs. EVERTON 21st January 2013 Match report from St. Mary's by our correspondant, Brian Earsy I don't know how you arrange ur daily poo. I usually drop mine off at work bout 9:30am after I've had my coffee. What i do first is check the bowl for residual floaters cos i dont like to pile poo on poo and if necessary I apply a pre-emptive hygenic flush. Then i lay down a blanket layer of tissue paper to avoid splash backs. Then i sit down and fire up Tiger Woods Golf on my iphones. I find that my bumhole can handle the evacuations without intense concentrations on my part, and in any case it's better to be slightly distracted cos otherwise you risk overstraining which is main cause of death in adult males under 30. I usually splash down within bout 60 seconds of sitting down, but it would be a beginners error to consider this job done. When i was more young i used to immediately proceed to wiping stage and then be surprised by a late coming turd. One doesn't want to have to double wipe cos that risks chaffing and tissue blood. I wait it out. I can usually get a couple of holes done in this time, depending on par. At least a par 3 and a par 4, but probably not two par 5. When i am certain that we have done I proceed to wiping. I used to stand up first and have a little look at what I've done but i don't do that no more cos one time a slop of turd fell out my bum and ruined my work trousers. I grab a wad of tissue and apply the wipe. Then I have a look at it to see what we're up against. On a good day it will be virtual spotless, perhaps a light smear. On a bad day there will be a thick slick of dark chocolate. What I do is wipe, look, discard + repeat until the tissue is coming back completely white. If I've done more than 5 wads I do a halftime flush to avoid blockages in cistern. I'd say the whole process from start to finish is between 5 and 15 minutes. 69 minutes and 50 seconds into the match Jason Puncheon left the field of play and scurried in a crab like fashion towards the changing rooms. He emerged 159 seconds later appearing noticeably leaner and more confident. Here is picture of Jason Puncheon leaving field: Here is picture of Jason Puncheon returning to field: As we have established, 159 seconds seems a very unstatisfactory time period to conclude a well formed dump. Especially cos you have to take into account time period required to get to St. Mary's Toilets while running on hard floors in football boots. Here is diagram of internal layouts of St. Mary's stadium: I think we can budget 20 seconds each way, give or take crocodiles, which leaves puncheon 119 seconds to complete his full evacuations process. This is less than 2 minutes! It is clear that Puncheon must have skimped on some of the essential processes. Possibly he did not play Tiger Woods Golf. Certainly he would have skimped on applying a full wipe protocol, which would explain when back on field he was less tightly marked by Leighton Baines. A lot of people have been casting aspersions bout Jason Puncheon not wiping his arse and he endeavoured to cut short these rumours by demonstrating his technique in the next game: Here he is performing a classic right hand wipe in a crouch position. I primarily use this position in Motorway services or on other toilets with possible hygiene issues where one does not wish to fully sit down, and where there is a paper shortage to prevent laying down a protective sheet. Note also that Puncheon wipes with bare hand. We learn from this, that if obliged to shake Puncheon's hand you is best off going for his left. There was also football match. It was draw.

Haha yeah I think that is truth!

nathan for you fucking kills me yo! Check this week's episode! [video=youtube_share;WNQ6_1GCVVA]

no offences i just wanted to find out how long it took to do a papture. 16 mins yo!

+5 reputations points to tajjuk for sucking Turkish back in! He should also get onion bhaji at next curry night for all the extra dollar he is earning stevegrants

tell me more bout the knobs. How is u finding out bout the knobs? Is you seeing them or just from touching yo?

please do not use that term it's v.racist. I've been thinking more bout this and i quite like it when the crowds is all wearing their red pinstripe shirts. It makes the crowds look nice if they is all co-ordinated. I also like to see them flooding in and out of stadium wearing colours, but they should change shirts once they is over the bridge.

It depends on circumstances yo. If you is playing for Saints first team I don't generally have problem with it, I wouldn't normally wear one to weddings and funerals tho.

What i think is cool is now computers is keeping track of how many goals is scored they can do away with all other rules and referees and linesmens. I would love to see game with no rules at all! It would be mayhems!

Hi I'm confused why would you think there was slightest chance of getting back? U wouldn't go back to bar just to get a dumb scarf? Far easier to steal someone elses. It's the circle of scarf yo. Edit: wait does it have nametag?

I guess that makes you winner MLG! Turkish throws in towel and cravenly retreats to registered offenders list. End of an era yo!

yeah i'd just go with that cos it's pretty bad when people try and do funny ones. We used to go to a music pub quiz and we was Cradle of MILF which weren't too bad when you think bout it. The other team names i remember was Ur Mums Fact Hunt and Oh That Team Name Was Well Funny Weren't It You Cunt. Someone will have Thatcher related team name, guaranteed.