Bearsy

no offences but this don't seem to be true yo

ted bates statue cortese spoongate jason puncheon having poo I'm sure there is many others yo!

yeah that's what i think pap. I like the bits of fascism where Jack Bauer is trompling on people's civil liberties to stop acts of terrorism on US soil, I'm not quite so down with gassing jews.

in that case I'm in yo! Do you think we can get a SGG (stevegrant grant) for strippers etc?

sorry mlg i was doing a troll there! Every new Football Manager first thing i do is spend ages checking spellings & birth dates hoping to catch you out! One day I'll getcha! PS - did you have to double check first or did you instantly know i was lies?

I've had a look and he is having like 15! MLG also has him playing wrong team! MLG has also spelt "Ramirez" wrong!

Here is my low class questions, any of these is yes & u is low class: 1) Have u bought lottery scratchcard in past 12 months? B) Do u walk dog on bit of string? 4) Have u bought stuff in poundshop? IV) How bout cash converters yo? 9) Do yo smoke roll ups or lambert & butlers or mayfairs? 2) Do yo spend more on tv & sky than on car? Middle class is easy cos only one question: VI) Have yo bought new bed sheets in past 12 months? I don't really know any upper class people to make questions on them tho!

I thought it was excellent defending yo

Lol that exactly what they look like Ron! I've been scouting Barcelona a bit cos I heard they're trying to follow the Southampton style in their play. You can see sometime they're on the right lines but what they really lack is a Rickie Lambert figure to put the goals away. They have got this one player tho called messy what is quite good. Bit of a drugs cheat tho apparently. We should pump Lallanas full of growth hormones innit!

I'm all bout the arse! Talking gay have u seen barcelona's away kit? They're on the tv at the mo I believe from commentary it's Barcelona vs Beckham. I hope we get a super gay away kit like that tho, I might design one myself when I'm done watching the matches!

oh dear g, looks like turkish has done u there. He actually used to play for my sunday team Broadmoor Rovers.

lol

on football365 earlier they was advocating him getting a call up for summer internationals. Kick in the teeth for old Rickie I'd of thought, given he's been outperforming JR all season

MLG, can you have a re-think bout S.Davis stamina levels pls? You give him 15 in my game, but seriously bro, I don't think he's managed 90 minutes all season. This lack of realism is spoiling my in game experience.

how many people do you reckon is being locked out MLG? Cos it's selling out so early i reckon we could easily sell another 20 or 30 thousand.

i believe spudders is providing a censorship service if you don't want to risk it.

it's amazing how the most up & coming european coach was out of work and no-one was suggesting him for manager. Probably they thought he was too good for us.

mad eyes is original film footage yo, someone is having dumb flashback bout the time they felt up katie's boobs then killed on her!

thanks spudders! Excellent work +5 reputations points!

This is my specialist subject! Name this movie yo! Mods can u censor katie's nips pls I'm a bit business at work and can't do it just now tks

it's hard to lampoon pap when the username he choses for himself already means "rubbish".

oh yeah i just googles. Shame The clubs coming up don't look that intimidating, cardiff + hull, watford in the mix.

has warnock been sacked?

he's got long johns made from dps discarded pubic hair.