Bearsy

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i had to slaughter water's daughter, she would not wear the thong i bought her

Is that peach from off here writing dat? Maybe he can answer a question for me. is there some technical reason why reports is always like this? With every sentence being a new paragraph. It gives hurt in my brain.

he went away burning with shame for calling up sturridge rodriguez genuinely looks a better bet

we should have ponch manage against top 10 teams and adkins manage against bottom 10 teams

you make them sound like me tokyos They should do legislations for virus companies like avg and nortons to stop them making these sort of things. I'm surprised it's even legals.

in prewarning I'm going offline for day. I thought I'd let peeps know cos i don't want to get killed off again. I've got to go see sister in hospital. She was having baby in summer but they've took it out already cos everyone was gonna die. Does anyone know bout these situations? She was not even 5 months and baby is only weighing like 1 pound. That ain't right is it? I wouldn't of thought that is good. Do babies sometimes turn out ok when they is born size of action man?

Here is some factoids bout capitalsaint: 1) His name is ironic cos it has no Capitals b) This is photo he was trying to post, it is picture of tokyos relaxing at weekend iv) He ate a whole pack of Rocky last night. He likes the ones in the red bag cos they has good proportion of chocolate to biscuit. He also likes the caramel ones in yellow pack but couldn't eat a whole bag cos they is more sickly.

lols that was perfect. The at the end cracked me up. Classic phil.

would also rule out about half that squad

dude don't be starting rumours like that ffs, b!tches might be reading. It's v.good for skin & hair! Also reduces risks of cancers!

ugh spudguns don't you know lenny henry personally cracks one off in every bed? That's why they're so cheap.

tokyos mum has pussy like that

just by the by we used to have a cat who was allergic to cat hair. Poor thing. We had to veet* it twice weekly. * not typo

no tokyos is his actual name it's just he's got hyphen in wrong place his username was sposed to be "tokyos-aint" as in common used expressions tokyos ain't straight or tokyos ain't cool. Edit: is this one of them roll eyes posts!

this is my favourite one barry: womens begin by resisting dudes advances and end up blocking dudes retreat or whatever - oscar wilde

i actually think their position on condoms is v.laudable. I don't like them either. I'm quite often pretending to be Catholic when my well known "latex allergy" is falling on deaf ears.

and the mugging off tokyos. Don't forget the mugging off tokyos.

amazing. Lambert goes 2 games without scoring & he's out the team

I'm not sure who is arguing what on this thread no more. Can someone give me notes?

does anyone know bout why i have to sing whitey a song? i'm bit confused by this. I don't mind tho, i just can't recall when this was part of the deal?

hi timayes i'm not sure ur sposed to just make stuff up. tokyos will do ruling. I've noticed you about today but not before so also can you please observe following protocols required for new posters in muppet shows: 1) Start a new thread introducing urself and stuff! b) all muppet show posters must have avatars. If you cannot afford avatars one will be assigned to you but i promise you won't like it IV) all new posters must mug off tokyos. It's important if you want to fit in. Also Welcome! How come it takes you 5 years to do 20 posts? Is it that you is v.slow typer or is it that you have an actual life?

i sort of think it is! If Abramovich had bought spurs instead of chelsea they'd be as big as arsenal right now.

i have previously observed his inswingers is useful and his outswingers is butters. he only seemed to be taking outswingers at norwich for some reason!

I mainly wanted to discuss her lack of professionality. Her idea of wearing see through blouse was good but she ought not to couple it with vest top underneath. She should go nips, or maybe a push-up bra of some discription. She don't seem to have a lot to work with i should say a b cup but i would of thought with a bit more effort she could enhance her professional presentering skills significantly. The least said bout Thomas Baxter the better.