Bearsy

i am very business bear! i have been keeping an eye on muppet shows but it all seems in order on here so i'm mostly concentrating on sorting out main board. They is all very interested to hear my dumb opinions bout left backs and stuff!

i heard when they dug it up they found skate was still wearing it.

in death as he was in life, asleep in the box

i have read the fvvcking thing and can exclusively confirm that not only is Jose loving it, he is one of main characters!

headline aside the facts in that story all ring true: Chelsea want luke shaw - i can buy that! Chelsea had £10m bid rejected - i can buy that! Chelsea "insiders" have been telling journalists they is v.confident - i can buy that! Chelsea gonna have another go in the summer - i can buy that! Still can't see us selling just yet tho, unless we go down or Shaw decides not to sign his contract or whatever. Reckon he'll end up there eventually tho.

watch it guys i think blow job king is po-po.

Jos holds record for own goals in one premier league season! Congratulations Jos!

lol why is he tring to feel on dude's boner ffs?

oh i weren't surprised to see it was pen. I do think the rule could be better tho cos pen sometimes seems harsh for the circumstances, specially when we're on the wrong end of it... Maybe indirect free kick if intent ain't obvious or something.

It's a natural position when trying to maintain ur balances, which is what he was doing.

here is dumb commentators thoughts on michu: "His team-mates call him 'student'. Apparently he carries a rucksack and isn't the snappiest dresser. I don't know why they call him 'student' though." Dumb commentators is so dumb! They could get work being mods on here.

ur watching movie bout ur mates? i dunno i would watch movies bout my mates, i hear enough bout the dumb lives of my mates in our day to day dealings.

my main squeeze likes to be slapped about a bit. I ain't sure how i feel bout this. She likes to be slap in face and she likes to be strangle and she is also up for punch in face tho i ain't done that yet. She actually gets in mood if i don't rough her up when boning. i can't decide if i am more gentleman if i punch her in face, or if i refuse to punch her in face. I am also worried bout escalations. Have you had these situations and where does it end? i don't want to go emergency room after boning, i prefer to have snack and watch tv.

you mean everton away?

harsh i like it when he says "merment"! I also like it when he is co-commentator on five live with al green or whoever and something funny happens and u hear lawrenson lolling in the backgrounds! His haircut is also quite funny.

accident prone ain't the word. The'd both make good goalkeepers tho the way ball is magically attracted to their hand, I mean if it weren't for habit of continually booting ball in own net.

i ****ing hate fox

i do think them sort of penalties are harsh. They should change the laws, make it indirect or something.

pardew doing a good job on us tbf. He's got players ganging up on one of the full backs then knocking it in the air for an overload. Shaw and Clyne getting beasted out there, mostly by sissoko.

lol @ pardew pulling off punch in the dressing room!

i believe it will start "momenteel"

ur point is right but you got it wrong way round, Santon is their LB who is right footed. Punch would of got little change cutting inside Santon. He's v.quick Santon i was hoping he was injured cos he was missing midweek.

We done that at the start of the season. We weren't in poor form tho cos if you extend back to include the previous 2 seasons we was in fact on winning streak.

yeah that took some figuring and i ain't sure it was all that germane informations. It would have been lot simpler story if SaintsAhoy just said "I had sex with my uncle".

dunno what's so confusing bout that tokyos, seems pretty clear SaintsAhoy got roofie raped by the brother. "oh no you took own clothes off and threw them down stairs! Don't u remember?". Oldest trick in book.