Bearsy

no problem blud!

Depends how bad he plays homes!

Worst Christmas Of My Life is very lols! I like to watch it this time of year! [video=youtube_share;XcIni4h7FC4]http://youtu.be/XcIni4h7FC4

I'm dreaming of a dead Pompey! Just some sh!te club we used to know With the chanrai stealing And the trust are reeling We see dead skates in the snow I'm dreaming of a dead Pompey With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And make all the south coast red and white!

That's cleared up confusion nicely! Pat needs dictionary for Christmas! In other news i see someone selling Heavy rain on pitch inspection thread!

Shhh tokyos this is serious main board investigation! Ur gonna get me muppet showed the door!

When I click on Tokyos I go to Living With Aids self-help profile page

Yeah that's the book Kraken was trying to sell me yesterday. I think this is dangerous! How long till we're being sold Fratton Park on here?

It's spreading like virus, soon every word on forum will be advert!

Iv also seen them on Safari & Firefox homes! I think they suck!

Wagwan wiv this homes? Playstation iPhone heavy rain Susan Boyle Arsene wenger total recall amazon

Now I'm selling computer systems! Heaven save us!

Why is no-one else troubled bout the weird adverts that is suddenly plaguing this place? Over the past few days I've had pap selling me books bout dogs, kraken selling me Arsenal and now Saint137 is on here selling playstation games! I'm starting to think this is the apocalypse the Gayones predicted!

Why you advertising arsenal books krakens? You turned gunners homes?

I watched documentary bout submarines and they had to change the design of torpedo tubes cos one time a submarine got chased down and raped by a blue whale and all the seaman drowned in semen. Ever since i like to think of submarines getting chased round the ocean by blue whales with Benny Hill music playing

Oi! I've cracked the RPS code now. Is it that RPS does ladyboys cos they is cheaper, or is there some other reason?

What was that pilates thing about tokyos? Is they seriously trying to tell me after all this time that Paul is a gay? I ain't buying it! Implausible plot twist!

no bother I'll pm pictures!

wait.. cos I'm not knobbing prostitutes I'm incapable of knobbing anyone? Come round bearsy manor and count the rings on my penis homes!

tokyos likes them short, fat and dishevelled.

Don't try me to high tokyos. I'm hanging bad! Who is RPS?

I know what you mean spudgun, i was genuinely interested in finding out bout what it's like for the chick being a hooker and having to suck off disgusting old men and what not. I was also interested bout the bullsh!t things they say tho to try and get your money. BEARSY: Lols how many dudes have you done tonight so far? HOOKER: You is my first one tonight baby! LIES! BEARSY: What do you do when dude is really disgusting fat or smelly or whatever? HOOKER: We only choose the dudes we're attracted to! LIES! HOOKER: Here is the £68 bottle of champagne you ordered! LIES! HOOKER: Oh noes I was so enjoying myself we've run over time, they're gonna make me pay £90 unless you help me out baby! LIES! HOOKER: OMG you have really big knob! This might be 2 girl job! I THINK SHE WAS TELLING TRUTH HERE!

yeah i just want to clarify my post was bout a friend of mine too just like tokyos Anyone else got any "friends" who have stories bout things that happened with prostitutes? I'm particularly interested in ladyboys stories!

Lols probably that was more of a pm post! I'll maybe delete laters. I'm going sleep now! Laters Ps -did we officially escape zombie apocalypse or is that tonight?