If both parties are blotto, are they both guilty of rape, or neither, or just the bro, or just the bird, or i.e. any farmyard animals that happen to be present?
Edit: asking for friend
http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?40524-Bearsy-Investigates-50-Shades-Of-Grey#.VKsW8tKsVFs yeah, that. I actually sat & re-wrote the first few chapters the other day in a pompous, professorial, bletch-type voice. I was thinking I would do movie tie-in or something! But then I gave up. It was bad enough first time round!