Saint Fan CaM

Rumour from Starmers office has it that this seasons surplus first team shirt stocks are to be handed out to boat people when entering immigration processing. Ownership is mandatory or deportation follows. A no.10 spokesman said they’re expecting a significant upsurge of migrants returning to France under their own volition. Result.

Absolutely this - not sure what’s going on with the lad, but he’s no where near worth £100m! Looks more like worthy of £1m to be honest.

Yeah. I meant for Juric. Too emotional!😉

First home point in the Prem this season. Let that sink in! What a shower.

Always after subs on, but that was all THB’s fault.

Fuck off!

8 minutes ?! That’s absurd!!!

TP off with cramp. Could that be the nail in the coffin of our three points? Suga on to give away a pen for handball.

Palace starting to take advantage of our players lack of fitness.

Great take from Rambo - TP is a menace this evening!

Big Les off injured. Let’s hope it’s not too bad.

And there’s Downes yellow just to ensure he misses the next two.🙄

Downes going in hard! 😳

So - are we hanging on for a 1-0?

And streams are back…

Found one that works yet?

Is it half-time yet? My fucking service has crapped out.

Perhaps, but for me…for once…we’re actually playing ok and putting up a bit of a fight.

Stream on Saintsplayer down - great.

And there we are - Palace are behind because of their Cup effort.

Palace getting very dirty now.

Brilliant save from Rambo!

Gueye fouls Downes but gets the FK!

Palace resorting to ugly tactics when getting a face full of Tall Paul. 😂😂😂

Jinxed…