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What an utter **** thread this has turned into....

Dave Berry Olly Murrs Mark Wright Fearne Cotton Carol Malone Majority of T4 presenters Justin Bieber Steve Howard - Sun sports journo So who do you hate???

Yes, have to agree that the article isn't the most clear. Must of been a scuffle for 6 lads to be nicked.

Quality Ikea furniture? Something not quite right with that sentence.

Was hoping it was Gareth 'backward pass' Barry. All seriousness, sad news.

Found loads of what can only be described as 'ectoplasm' around my misses mouth last night? Should I call ghost busters?

Congratulations!!

I suggest you contact Terry Moore, I can not send PM's, so go through the club website to retrieve info.

Hayling United for me.

Good to see, cheers for the update gents.

How we get getting on lads? Looking good?

Been some awful news in the last 24 hours. Get well soon!!

stevegrant, will one of you guys please answer my email.

Right, so most of the others are buggering off back to uni and we are usually stuck down Portsmouth for a night out, Thursday for student night at tigertiger and Guildhall walk on weekends, which gets a bit 'samey'. Where would you recommend for a decent night in Southampton? Oceana seems bit of an asbo fest but obviously after a few drinks’ it doesn’t matter too much as inevitably we’ll end up in there. All in early twenties so please not anywhere we’ll have over forties hanging off us with their vile fake tans and sleeve tattoos. Also what night is student night? New intake soon!! Cheers gents.

at some point though, we will have to bring in a player who's quality will raise our wage budget.

Turkish, redandwhite91 or Tac-tics

This appears to have some legs tac-tics, just looked through your post history and I see you have been first with news on numerous occasions such as Jack Cork, Rickie Lambert and Martin Hunter amongst others! Keeps us posted! I take my post back!

" I would 8 2 be a Goonerr" = simple yet effective.

As much as I appreciate a good old rumour and especially with your previous posts over the years. I can't see this being likely, Clyne is still injured and Southampton are very happy with the progress Jack Stephens is making. Please keep us posted on anything you do hear as I believe your involved at some level?? :S