Monk

No, you are like a mad dog. I don't want a leash put on you with any of this mod crap.

Why is this still ongoing? Install Turkish!

Adam is fine. leave it, lock this thread. Have a fiddle.

I reckon that would be popular, could get a few pages go on that thread. Get one going?

See my foolish attempt at tearing the OP a new one, only for it to bite me in the arse.

Has it given you a Raging Cock to go with the 'Raging Bull'?

ahhh ****ter. I read blog entries not posts. my pants have been well and truely pulled down. Apologies to all.

More of a snack.

He was playing up a year when 14, he was Messi(esque). I remember him scoring a peach of a brace against Watford at the tournament.

Don't agree with this.

Ive just noticed your new to the forum and about to **** a few users off on here. but welcome titty.

What were the odds on Plymouth to win by three or more?

he's here as another user, who can guess the name? dune dune dune (dramatic music)

Paris Cowan Hall is a Pompey reject.

I would be surprised if we even know of Fierro.

I saw hime play at Cobham in a tournament about 16 months ago. He was ****ing awesome.

If we sign Carlos Fierro I would ****ing cry!

Is Joe Gorman, John's nipper?

This is true.

Could do with a few more of those in the HCDAJU thread.

I have a gut feeling we will see a player in by Thursday. I also currently have the ****s.

He has half a point to be fair Didcot.

oh ffs. Not sure what to make of this Redknapp crap. I'd rather Mike Bassett.

Looking forward to seeing Lee, think he will be our leading goal scorer this year.

Shaqiri, Ramirez, Breno, A.Johnson, Dani Benitez and Kevin DeBryune all players I have seen linked to us from the more 'solid' agents, reporters or club staff. Nothing has pulled off yet, worried we are eventually going to be the NPC team of the year from 2012.