Monk

For those who have seen it in the flesh, is it as awful as it looks?

Still not exactly the sort of name 'making me wet'

More like it.

Doing other things? like becoming Rapid Motion Champion, Red Beard Champion, Run Sam Run Champion, Space Runner Champion, Squid Hunter Champion, Starcastle Champion, Summer Games Champion, War on Terror Champion, What A Shot Champion, Capture the flag Champion, Crazy Cars Champion, Frogger Champion, Gandys Quest Champion. Jet Packer Champion, Star Scrammbler Champion. This is just some of them.

For those hoping Seedorf may be making a last hoorah in the PL, well to **** on your cereal, he's off to Brazil.

HYPO, posting nearly 15,000 times on an internet forum is pretty mongish. Those who live in glass house's etc.

Put a black and decker on the end of it and you'll make it through walls. Just get out there, drink, bant and drill.

Coming from a bloke tha has posted 14,599 times on an internet site. hahaha maybe you should get out more.

Controversial.

Now we have reached the dizzy heights of the premiership, didn't Nicola previously state that we would be able to 'buy' out our contract with our website hosts? Seem to remember this question being asked at one of his invertational dinners he had hosted not so long ago? What a shower of ****e the current website is, cannot stand the crappy format.

I thought it was being released today at 9:00

'David James's fee for this column has been donated to chairty' I know somewhere that money would be appreciated.

ahh gutted

**** all wrong with what he's saying.

un realistic? too much of an ego? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4377137/Vedran-Corluka-still-wants-to-quit-Spurs.html

clinique? tacky

Did mine when I was 16, most painful experiance I've ever had.

I bloody well told you all. Just would like to point out he is wearing an All Saints top on the OS article. Now pat me on the back.

It's nice to watch these competitions and have a chance to sign some of these players!

Gabi Solessie? RB for Czech, looks decent.

He's staying at the De Vere, bumped into him in All Saints today in West Quay. Had a very nice time in Cancun he said and has a very, very hot missus.

Thank **** this cvnt isnt still still involved in football. T0ss3r

Lambert is exactly what Villa needed and Villa is exactly the sort of challenge Lambert needs. Got a feeling, given time, he could do a very good job. Never understood why they have underachieved.

Would love to see Paul Lambert at Villa, reckon he's one of the most under-rated managers in English football and think its about time Villa had some sort of success.

He's going to be subject to ALOT of abuse from the stands me thinks.