Legod Third Coming

Hate to say it but a point is not good enough any more.

Sorry, my bad.

3-1

Us firing Laurel and appointing Hardy is suicidal. But we ALL knew he would do it... Why oh why oh why...

We have been the blind leading the blind leading the inept all season!!! What's new???

SPIN this LOWE. You and your firking clueless crowd of Dutch clowns. Oh, no I forgot this is MY fault because I'm divisive. W A N K E Rs the bloody lot of them.

Meet the new chairman same as the old one. K U N T

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anyone have a link to the commentary?

Not to be too simplistic about this, if WE win every game, it's all irelevant!!!!!

excitement is over-rated. trust me, i met my nymphomaniac, tight-rope walking mistress in a casino when i was down to my last hundred thousand and staked it all on red...

I'm pretty sure that was a character in a Ron Jeremy movie already... sign of a mis-spent youth...

Quite the reverse. Fancy the away games. Watford are there for the taking. Swansea like Hampshire and the Blades always do us!

Wasn't it Ghandi who said 'be the change you want to see in the world'? Do you think there is anyone in a position of authority at SMS who knows that Ghandi was not the young waiter at Kuti's? Or has perhaps ever heard of JFK? Or been on a management training course? Broken bread with their customers? Indulged in a little humility? Listened rather than lectured perhaps... Lord give me strength. Now I know how all those Russian dissidents felt all those years.

Fighting in the boardroom. Fighting in the stands. Coincidence? As Steve Smith might have said...

Thank you Pravda or is it Tass?? What fans DO NOT want is to be lectured by some bloody goon who has contributed to our meagre position of teetering on the brink of league One. Where I come from ACTION speaks louder than words. I have ALWAYS given this club 100% support and MORE OF MY MONEY than I can afford. It is not a trade I am asked to make but one made voluntarily in return, I hope, for some effort and satisfaction. I don't even ask for results. Who does? But all I have had this season is SPIN. SPIN, SPIN and more firking SPIN. And like so many, I am pig sick of the complete tripe that I am spoon fed by an organisation that, like the team on the pitch, lacks SPINE. What a difference an E can make eh?? We are bombarded with stories about how we are now 'united' as though somehow poor old Jan was the cause of this malaise. As though he was the root of our problems. Well, I'm too old for this ******** - cos that's what it is. Frankly, we should colour out the white stripes and call the team new Labour. Same colour, same spin, same results... only no boom, all bust. Will it stop me going? No. But for Pete's sake, take your patronising PR guff and shove it where the sun don't shine. No offence.

Not too much like Franny then Mike!!!!

Oi - that is where I sit - did you not mean the Chapel...

If only....

I've never met a Scouser who could sit on his hands. Well, unless in the back of a panda car obviously.

That's why we need a test on the gate. If we discover you're a moaner, banned for life. It's what the manager wants, after all.

They can. I wonder if they went to the Kop on one of those great European nights and sat on their hands, whether anyone would ever have heard "You'll Never Walk Alone" and whether the hairs on the back of a million football necks around the world would have stood as one as a result. What do you reckon?

I know DD, but you know, fresh start, new leaf, even an old cynic like me is prepared to give the guy a chance. What a difference if he'd come out and said: "Look, we've been pants at home all season. Hands up, it is simply not good enough and I and the players not only share the blame, but are also sorry for the part we have played in Jan's demise. We've let you down. You deserve better. BUT, the lads are desperate to put this right and are working harder then they have ever worked in their lives not just to win for you, but to put on a show. So, I know we've asked before, but can I urge you to dig deep and give me a chance to show you how much this club means to me and your team. How about it?"

So might I, so might you. Shall we all have a go?? You don't start your career by blaming the customer... Oh no wait, you do if you've been scripted by the Lowe press office... Why not say the one word that seems alien in these parts. I'll give you a clue. It starts with S and rhymes with lorry... Goes a bloody long way in my book.

There's always exceptions! But those who just sit and whinge... Jees, why bother?? It's not like 5,000 are having trouble with their health is it?