Legod Third Coming

Try accupuncture Mark. And fall on your fecking sword you arrogant moron.

Me too. I cancelled SKY recently because I have no interest in football - only in Southampton. Without a club to support I will go and watch the boys play rugby up the road or maybe down to a local club for cheep beer but not for the game! This, Rupert, is the said state of affairs. Not only have you disenfrachised people with your brand, you have put them off the entire category!!!!

One thing I admire about this site. I learn bugger all about football but I do learn something every time I visit. Thank you sir.

Admit it, you were wrong. 3 games - 2 points. And still it's down to bad luck. It's Poortvliet with hair. And still Rupert is running us straight into League One. Oh well, haven't been to Leeds to see the family for two years... Oh and Wotte, leave the war analogies at home - this time you haven't got the 82nd Airborne and Monty's 8th army coming to your rescue - you've got Wilde and Lowe - two of the biggest cowards ever to walk this earth.

oh great

Right - now a winner!!!

Hmm, and look at Burnley. Could so easily have been us.

Ticking over? Are you sure you haven't confused us with a diesel engine?

Always the same in this weather - break failure.

Uber fans = 8 Super duper fans = 14 Better fans than yow = 300 Fans = 12,200 Plastics = the rest...

Forum lag? I've got Saints lag - I think I need to sleep it off.

Lowest ever league crowd, impressive.

Boy, we should have signed that Ebanks Blake when we had the chance.

1. We don't have a manager, we have a coach. 2. We didn't fire our coach, he quit. 3. We replaced our coach (Laurel) with his buddy (Hardy). 4. Whichever comedian we have running the team, they aren't a patch on the clowns running the club.

Didn't we used to swap pedants before the game?

So everyone can score but us?

He will? Hmm, stranger and stranger...

who came on for whom? Unless Who replaced Who.

Leciester doing well... again...

Not entirely true. We sold some of our best players too... Lowe has never got it. The more you pay, the better you play.

Go find a quiet room, lie down and breathe slowly. After a few hours welcome back to the real world.

I genuinely don't give a to55 what he says as long as we win. But two games in, he hasn't. If I was him I would be getting fans on MY side to ensure I got a bit of time and understanding. If he's confident he doesn't need my support - good. But he might just look a total twonk in three weeks if we don't put some real points on the board.

Just what is that hair about?

Well, what's become of this place?? This is football forum with as much humour as a night in with Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson. There's more angst here than a hormonal teenager's first encounter with acne...

LMAO. post of the day.