Legod Third Coming

Exactly, and a little slap once in a while keeps her in check.

The state of the economy has heightened stress levels and raised the occurence of depression. People are living in genuine fear for the livelihoods - for the livelihood of the planet in fact. It's no wonder the one thing that should give them momentary relapse from all this pressure - their football club - takes on added significance when it is being run by Jim Henson...

Not in the past 3 years we haven't, so why do managers persist in saying they will learn from their mistakes. We still play players out of positions. We still fail to get to the bye-line and cross the bloody ball. We still fail to beat the first man at corners. We still commit to tackles when we could stand up and shephered players wide and out of play. We still scuff shots or worse, lean back and watch them sail over. I yearn for the day when we can do the basics right. And then start to worry about 'formations'....

Good choice but let's make Andy Surman the captain on the pitch - longest-serving player and honest fan. Would also give him the responsibility he needs to get stuck in.

People seem to forget that Hitler had zero unemployment and dead-straight roads where even today I can drive, legally, at over 200mph.

6/5 he scores against us. 7/4 it's the goal that sends us down.

Oh and for my money he is talented but works as hard as a motorway cone arranger on a Friday afternoon at 4:45pm...

Before his Papa Don't Preach phase perchance?

Perhaps he could panic manage.

We have a manager with no experience in England whose first team sheet read like a list of players on a transfer list or treatment table with all the shape of a blancmange. We have a team of young enthusiastic amateurs and mish-mash journeymen playing in positions they had barely heard of until this season. In front of crowd hell-bent on fighting one another. Under a Chairman who is now in hiding from the Southampton Mafia. Led by a PLC Chairman who makes Tim nice but Dim from Harry Enfield look like firking Einstein. Yes, I would say the chances are excellent.

Maginficent post....

Am I the only one finding some of these posts topped only by the statue thread... Seriously, I have just got back from my aunt's funeral and this has cheered me up right and proper so it has!!!

Every day this season I have wondered whether I can be the full ticket... The answer has to be no, to put up with it!!

I shot myself in the foot this morning and then hobbled into work, just arrived. They worshipped me. Apart from this one bloke with an Austrian accent who wonders why I shot my foot... shhh I said. I'm a hero don't you know.

And you think we'll turn it around at home?? Which makes tonight's selection and approach bamboozling. In any other season this would be a fair result. But under a new manager, new start, same old same old, concede two and THEN start playing. What's wrong with the motivation??

No thanks, that's the: Chairman Manager Coach Players Job (Delete as appropriate)

Dyer was a disruptive influence. He likes to disrupt the opposition... Not good for morale that.

They are all must win now.

Shows we need to beat Swansea 7 nil.

In a minute I am going to set fire to my bed. When my wife starts screaming, I shall throw a bucket of water over it. And wait for the gratitude blow job...

No because we need to WIN. Oh wait, you are relying on our home record... ah of course... my apologies... There are NO positives to take from failing to win, time and time again and not addressing the issue. So we got out of jail tonight. A jail we landed ourselves in. Taking positives is what got us into this god-foresaken mess. Yes, in another season a point away here would be a reasonable result. But we're LOSING ground on those around us. What's the betting we get thumped on Saturday and then find the gap even wider...

Sand head out of get. He has been here ALL FIRKING SEASON on the bench. What was he doing there?? Reading 101 Dutch limericks???????

And what if we go down by a point and started with an international striker on the bench when we can't score for toffee...

Why were we 2-0 down??? WTF was that selection about?

Any other season this would be ok. Not tonight. Not this season.