rallyboy

So NowTV asked for a comeback to match overturning a 4 goal deficit in a Champions League semi-final? And they got an equaliser in the Championship, from a bloke who didn't get paid? If that's the standard - I couldn't find my car keys once, but then I did. I've got loads more like that if little Will wants to curate a book. Oh, and I tried to start the mower a few years back, it didn't work, then it went second go. What a comeback that was, we still talk about it now.

My reading of that document suggests that they have borrowed £2.65M in total from two sources, both loans to be paid back pretty soon - six months? And the £1,000 fans have NO say over decisions, and the Trust has three members on a board of seven. Even by pompey maths that leaves four people who could outvote them on everything. Nice to see that man-in-the-street is going to be in control. I do hope they selected their board carefully.

great idea and good list - though I suspect that the investigative genius who exposed Watergate, discovered the grassy knoll, revealed the contents of Area 51, exhumed Lord Lucan, and crushed Chanrai in a series of blistering email interviews, is already on this. In the defence of a handful of pompey fans, some are already asking for simple clarification on some of these issues. Though I would like to see that list put to them in full at their next video session, filmed in the flat of Whittingham's nan.

Schoolboy error from luvverboy - three posts in an hour leaving no chance to respond to the 24 hours of ridicule that will descend. Just when the Nutjob bonfire reduces to glowing embers an unprepared visitor chucks on a can of unleaded and a few tons of timber. I give him a fortnight... But I love the attendance debate, we haven't done that for a bit. Unleash the dogs of stats!... Pack the Park? Didn't even unpack the pipes. But back to the press conference, so at the time of purchase they had £1.6M HNW and £1.5M from fans. If the £400K since then it going to buy shares, then surely that will be paying back HNW individuals as they relinquish their percentages? Or will the intitial owners of more than 50% just give up control for no reason? IF their figures stack up (), with the council loan as well I don't see why they needed Robinson at all...is he now outside the tent, BUT as the next door neighbour, he controls all future development. And Farmery claiming 100% fan ownership seems to contradict their own figures... We need some transparency to see the actual detail on HNW equity from previous investment and the detail of the actual sale. Not that the room of journalists are at gunpoint or pressured into towing the PDT line, but my favourite bit was the long silence when they asked for questions. Tumbleweed blew through, a dog barked in the distance, and a lone church bell was heard before anyone was brave enough to address this version of events. An encouraging moment for the few who want to see their club survive was Trapani's reference to the bottom line and how everything must be viable. Let's hope that they do abandon their history and embrace solvent trading - and that they accept the league position which accompanies that approach.

not sure I can face it. Sycophantic backslapping, dewy-eyed children, doves being released, stunt display by mobility scooters - it's all going to be a bit sickly. Will they release those details today? What is Chinny going to get? On the day of purchase, what percentage was bought by the fans? This is a job for our old mate 'avin a larf mush'. He'd sort out some transparency. I predict another media love-in where elephants sit in front of the PDT bedsheet banner, yet no one mentions them.

what an interesting new view of history. Selective would be the polite description, as it carefully glosses over some of the more unsavoury facts, casting pompey as the unfortunate victim in every scenario. Nice try. I'll give that 2/10. And then I'll ignore my orginal promise and remark it as 1/50th of that - which I think ends up as a very reasonable .04 out of 10.

that is the smug look of a dog that knows it's got away with tax evasion, motoring offences, and impersonating a football manager. Though I could have sworn that it was Avram who had a panting b!tch down on all fours in the back of his motor....

Hold your horses Lord T, there's nothing sinister about that delay, they're just busy unveiling the details of the deal and uploading it all to transparency.com. Or maybe they need a couple of days to come up with a reason why Portpin still holds a charge, or are owed more than anyone expected, or why the 'fans' hold 30%, or some other add-on that won't look very clever in black and white?... Perhaps they're holding on until QPR are relegated so they can appoint an allstar heroic management dream team of Redknapp, Cotterill, Grant, Appleton and Whittingham. Get Lampitt and Storrie on the finances too, and I give them seven days until another insolvency event - just chuck the next minus ten into this season. They can use Football League debt services again - consolidate all of your punishments into one pointless hollow gesture.

Good point Wills dude. Though the old wages will be converted into football debt it would be funny if the league decided to not include the PP as it is already accounted for. It would seem reasonable to look at their accounts and strike off football debt against PP. Unlikely, but it would scupper their plans - like they have any! Hey Weston, that's a bit harsh on Phil! His last ITK tip was pretty good. He advised Tiger to go left of the trees on the 14th - before they both headed off to share a VIP hot tub with Girls Aloud, backstage at The Rolling Stones. And he was right. If you use a 7 iron, you can just clear the bunker. So I for one await his bombshell news with the eager anticipation of an aroused pompey manager clutching a wad of season ticket cash in grubby little fingers, being driven towards Horton Heath. Come on Phil, give it to us...yeah, come on, that's it, yeah...up a bit, yeah, a bit lower...etc

Ah, so that was 249,997 people celebrating and flicking the Vs on Southsea Common, while Mero, Hall and LuvIn booed and demanded answers. Yeah that'll be it. Pity to lose Mero, when he was off the glue he was always half a step back from the insanity of Ho, I do hope that LuvIn is going to be as deluded as the Toyman, initial reports look promising - that's if it isn't the Toyman himself. Go on mush, tell us how the charities weren't really shafted, and that the fans who have chucked £1,000 down a fatty wastepipe haven't been misled. If you could complain about being punished three times for the same offence, moan about the email to referees telling them to give freekicks against pompey, and my favourite - explain to us how Man Utd and pompey's debts are just the same?.... Chuck in a couple of myths about a dock strike and the SS tank commander and you will be the entertainment we've been waiting for! Two divisions below Bournemouth?....ouch. And further bad news for the few who were cheering on Harry to relegate us - in the battle at the bottom it looks like their saggy-faced hero has blinked first. The season is shaping up nicely.

They couldn't afford to pay the first debts in full so they had a CVA. Instead of paying this reduced amount they bought a sporting advantage, got to another cup final, and tried to climb the league. That didn't go well. Once again they pleaded poverty but found money to go on holiday and to outbid bigger teams for players, lying to everyone about the costs. Now we are supposed to believe they are too poor to pay off debts again, but they've found enough to buy a football ground... £135M stolen - no punishment. Is this the fans' fault? Not if they exposed the blatant criminality or complained, but they didn't. Pudding basin-haircut boy just stood around cheering on the plucky blue army and in doing so stuck two fingers up to creditors. That's why the few cannot claim innocence in the crimes of their one day old football club, nor the crimes of the two year old one that went before. Call it financial doping, call it cheating. Just because your woeful managers and suicidal recruitment policy got you relegated, doesn't mean the attempted cheating wasn't morally and ethically criminal. And you just know they will now go on a summer spending spree and bend the FL over again - it's guaranteed! F#ck the wages cap, they have ignored every previous rule, what will change? Mr Integrity Lampitt was allowed to bypass the previous restrictions, they ignored the embargo, they even produced false accounts to the high court, and they sent players out on loan to trigger loopholes on squad numbers - so why should they worry about a wagecap that is difficult to police? Their new wagebill might meet the wording of the rules, but their image rights deals will be off the scale. By bottling this penalty the league has given them licence to pikey pikey do what they likey. And they will. As for Connolly, he saves them from complete humiliation over the last three months, yet they can't even give him the Player of the Season award, no doubt cos he's a facking scummah. And they can say it however many times they want and the News can report it everyday, but they are clearly not a fan-owned club. Unless of course the figures IF released show that Robinson isn't part of the new ownership consortium. But will we ever see those details that were promised ten days ago? Not all of them. Just a small club, only one day old, with no history - because that was left behind with the £135M debt. As we keep telling them, you can't just keep the bits you like.

I'm sure the takeover has gone through today, it's just a banking error - plus add-ons, less expenses. I'm getting bored guessing about the points deduction but... The new owners have been fully-funded and ready to go for months, and they knew that they would get a penalty on the day they chose to complete. An observer could suggest that on paper it looks a club can intentionally delay a takeover date, thus taking any penalty when it suits their league position. How is that different to what Boston did? If you allow a club to choose when they take a deduction (entering or exiting admin etc), you have to impose sanctions when it is manipulated to gain sporting advantage. And when the bestest property developers take control, what will be the first indication that nothing has changed? Guy's plucky troops to pre-season in Monaco/Japan/Barbados - but it won't cost a penny....

I think the penalty is due next season, and I also think it would make it difficult to bounce back straight away. If they dodge it and go off on another spending spree they could storm League Two with decent gates and would have momentum to continue, plus the media love-in celebrating the raping of creditors would be too much for anyone who knows the facts. I have no wish to see them in the Championship on better TV money anytime soon, the penalty should prevent an immediate rise. League Two with -10? That doesn't sound like someone getting away with it. But if they are given a second punishment that doesn't change anything, I might even go a bit Nick for a post or two. Let's not forget that Avram led them out of the Premier League under their own steam, that penalty meant nowt. Guy has done the same, after great work by UnEmployable.

we like being in League Two, really, it's the best move we've ever made. It's so much easier to rebuild from a lower division with less income. Games against people like Kidderminster will generate just as much cash as a game against Bradfod City, it's great. Yes, it's worked out just as we hoped....so we're going to try and paste a smile on. I remember how it felt being relegated, but I don't remember dressing it up as a victory, to kid myself, nor anyone else. I'm sure this delay in takeover is just what they want too. Though they said last week they were desperate to complete and have the income from this match, rather than it going to 'Birch and Portpin'. If they don't manage that today it means that everyone who is leaping onto the three-wheeled bandwagon thinks their cash is going to the Trust. Someone needs to explain to them that the club is still in admin, don't believe the media hype - they're not 'fan-owned', and never will be. But when they do takeover, that will be the day that CVA1 officially fails. And that's an insolvency event. Seeing those deluded pfc highlights above, it just dawned on me... Poch knows him, so sometime soon Maradona might roll up at St Marys as a guest! How funny would that be. Perhaps we should start designing an underwater casino and Saab dealership for the River itchen, Diego could open the Mr Clive factory outlet, then we'll be a proper club with real ambition, rather than the tinpot outfit that we are now. Let's buy the railway, and the river, the petting zoo could be housed in a giant cable car that runs between Itchen Bridge and the civic centre, yes, and bring me Eto, and Beckham, give him a twelve year contract - and don't worry about the budget, parachute payments will cover everything, forever! What could possibly go wrong?

I think the only bloke who has taken a stand is Robinson, and he's going to help himself to the rest of the ground the first time that they miss a payment! IF they complete tomorrow. I thought they might have announced a press conference by now, or confirmed details of this public deal - or at least paid some of the effing creditors.

good point from MlG. Experts in the field may be able to advise whether this understanding has a legal basis... A CVA is an aspect of insolvency, any change to a CVA is an event. Surely a CVA failing can be regarded as an event within insolvency. So the FL don't have to make up rules this time, it's there in black and white, the penalty will be imposed in League Two.

so FF has moved swiftly from being worried about the company that people keep, to the confession that he has regularly supped from the furry blue goblet of skate. FF? That's familiar... Fortress fatpipes? Coincidence? In the spirit of the pompey online inquisition that made the Spanish one look like a doorstep survey, we will suspect everyone! Gather a mob, order some pitchforks and burning torches, The Threadfather has some questions to answer...

as we said a million pages back, the creditors voted to be raped, and got raped. I have little sympathy with those who believed the obvious lies and allowed the criminality to continue. By voting yes, those creditors sanctioned the next stage of the deception. As for the taxman and those that opposed the CVA, they are the real victims. At CVA1 I said that if a company owed me £10,000 and offered me £400 a year for five years, less their own expenses, I would have voted to liquidate and danced on their corporate grave. So what are we talking now for that debt? The actual scale of the theft is astonishing. By my maths they have converted £10,000 into £40, less expenses, and you had to wait three years for it! And still they voted yes. Mugs. I still reckon doing a little jig would have been way more fun. And anyone who says that getting about £30 instead of your £10,000 is better than nothing - well I have lots of investment opportunities especially for you....

I just heard the interview and as you can imagine, I listened very carefully. He stated quite clearly that they had an agreement with the FL that the deduction would come off this season. Then when pushed, he changed that to 'should', and admitted that they hadn't spoken to FL for several days and their lawyers would be on the phone this morning now that they have been relegated. He was clearly just quoting the statement from last year when they told the league they were about to exit admin. He topped that little U-turn off with the rather surprising - if we have the deduction next season it will be devastating.

We'll rip up League One they said, we'll see you next season. We'll bounce straight back. Yeah, I remember how easy it was to overcome a deduction, or how easy it was to shake off Huddersfield when they pushed us all the way. Promotion from the lower divisions takes money and good management. They have neither. Anyone still think that Redknapp, Storrie, Grant, Cotterill, Lampitt, Appleton and Whittingham are legends? It's been teamwork and continuity all the way - they have all chipped in en route to this evening. Harry and Pete laid the groundwork, their suicidal transfer policy was damaging, but Avram took up the reins and plunged the club straight through the first trapdoor. Was that where Cotterill and Lampitt took over? That dynamic duo really upped the stakes, they drove the train over a second cliff before England manager-in-waiting UnAppy got hold of it and finished the job. He spent the last few pennies they didn't have and presented Whittingham with an overpaid squad that was lingering in midtable. The Corporal wasn't going to be outdone when the baton was handed over, he managed to close that gap on the bottom four and steered his plucky brave troops all the way to the bottom of the league pyramid. And everyone of these heroes has been cheered all the way by the little blue army. Well tonight Hampshire stands as one, red and blue together - we join the few and salute all of the above! They have all done their bit to get the club back where they belong. Anyone in Portsea still think the overspending on the cup runs was a shrewd investment and worth the hassle? Thought not.

Any sign of the takeover detail being published yet? That's the the trouble with transparency, you can't see it. So was this pitch invasion the fault of the Brentford supporters, or the police? I've seen both excuses, and I can't for the life of me think of anyone else to blame. And I'm not sure that I buy the £13K bar bill story - sounds like yet another Portsea myth, and what sort of drinks are they serving at Fatpipes that could cost that much? Has it turned into a cocktail bar and strip joint - or have they go all prawn sandwich on us?

just when you think it's all been explained I ran into a thick dinosaur tonight who tried to tell me that Man Utd and Real Madrid are EXACTLY the same as pompey because they have debt too. Skatosaurus followed up that gem with Saints wrote off millions as well and even if a few businesses got raped by pompey, it isn't the fans fault at all. This from a bloke who has been all over the cup win and the 4-1 like Avram at a prossie convention. I give up. Some people are simply beyond educating. It's like trying to explain the 2nd phase of offside to a tree.

The club can't have bankrupted all local building companies, there must be one or two left. They should drop everything and get down there immediately. Chop-chop. Community spirit, owned by the fans, fully-funded, taken the keys, biggest in world football, rubber-stamping exercise, transparent business plan, deal done, everyone else jealous etc.

Despite local reports and street parties for the dim, the club is still in administration. Fact - or so I thought... Pompey fans celebrated in style at Brentford as the team played for the first time since the club was bought by its supporters. The News, Saturday. It was the first game since last week’s news at the High Court that the Trust WILL be gaining control of the club. The News, Monday. Is that an intentional step back towards the reality, or an example of sloppy reporting? Ditto the Mirror. What a pointless piece that was. Especially as it tried for no reason to link Thatcherism with pompey - totally disregrading the fact that government policy on football in her time was influenced by people who randomly ran onto pitches and threatened violence. That's the only link I can see. Far from congratulating the few I think she'd have been banging them up and fencing them in. Though in the new era of transparency I see that the Trust is saying that the pitch invasion was both of a friendly celebratory nature, and was in response to provocation. Which is it? Make your mind up. An observer might suggest that it looks like a fanbase out of control, and who may in the future have access to the boardroom. But no deal has been done yet, and some media need reminding.

Little things that annoy me? - how long have you got? Gravy on your knife handle. Coasters that stick on the bottom of glass/cup until they get nearer to your face. People that don't thank you - in a car or on foot, or generally. Breakfast television, or any tv that caters for the thick. Cowell etc. People who listen to commercial radio with it's playlist of ten songs and who think that they must buy one of them. Men who have the musical taste of eight year old girls. Cold callers. People who say 'absolutely' because they have nothing else to say - that single word is not a proper response in ANY situation. Anyone who is interested in any aspect of celebrity culture. Any music outlet that gives 'recommended listening' - I don't go around the manager's house and tell him what to have for tea, I'll choose my music, not you. Cereal and milk that leave the spoon just prior to making it to your face. Men who walked to SMS yesterday clutching little old lady umbrellas, blocking pavements, and taking people's eyes out. Hot breakfast served cold. A fly buzzing around when you are trying to sleep - ditto a beeping phone that needs charging. Banks. Drivers blocking the whole road when turning right. Hotel toast served limp and untoasted - that's called warmed bread. Drivers not indicating. Barclaycard. Waiters in New York giving you pickles that you don't want, and thinking this act deserves a tip. A small stone that appears in your shoe once you have put it on. People who on hearing a really good joke, just stare blankly. The general public. Insurance companies that sell through fear. Burglars. Companies that make you wear a security tag even if you have worked there for fifty years - they just want to own your soul - so don't wear it when you go out for lunch, free yourself for an hour. Pedestrians who wander across cycle lanes without looking. Clients - could apply to any business that has to deal with people. The keyboard that fails to mention that you HIT THE CAPS KEY ACCIDENTALLY HALFWAY THROUGH. The failure of pompey fans to recognise truth. Myself for spending far too much time trying to educate them through a blend of ridicule, facts and humour.