Smirking_Saint

.........Literally the biggest c*nts on earth. Basically, i was parked in Birmingham this weekend, i was originally parked in the hotel car park but you could only pay for 24 hours so this morning i drove 5 mins down the road to another car park which was 50p an hour...... i should have realised that it was bound to be a scam. Anyways, i parked the car and paid, and disappeared up the road to go for a bite to eat etc. I parked the car at 12.01 and was paid until 16.01. I got back from shopping etc at around 15.30 to notice my car missing, at first i thought F*ck, someone has knicked it, then i noticed the signs low down on the fence where i had parked. Unfortunately i always reverse park through habit (i have to because of work) and at the time didn't realise, nor did my father or step father, to be fair, because it was a car park and we had paid to park i never realised we would have to look for signs. The sign read Reserved parking, any car parked in this space will be towed regardless of parking tickets. So, i phoned the number and just wanted my car, my missus was ill also so just wanted to get the car and go home, plus i didn't want to argue as i needed to pay for the car before 18.00 to avoid an over night fee. The current release fee was £150 for clamping and £200 for towing, the car was not there. £350 !!!! We got to the site, a small compound, with one massive iron gate and then behind another locked gate, the second gate had no slots and was pure metal you couldn't see through, the big black guy at the gate greeted us, we could only pay cash and had to pay before even seeing the car, i got a reciept as i handed the cash over and he asked me alone to walk in, chaining the gate up behind me, i was sort of thinking at the time 'sh*t, what happens now' He then took me out back and shut that gate behind, i got in the car and drove out, i then looked over the car and there is white and yellow paint scratches on the offside rear wheel arch. Basically i know i should have looked over the incident and i think that ok, i didn't see the signs however is £350 quid CASH not a bit steep ? Does anyone think i have a case etc ?

Not saying he won't be good, he may very well be, i hope we sign him and i hope i am wrong. I just think 750k is a lot for a player that IMO has not solidified a reputation at league 1 level.

He has only had one season in League 1 And had a poor end to the season, not what i call 'consistant'

Any facts, no, just what i have heard. As for Jackson, i have seen his goals, highlights etc, and the fact that he was nowhere to be seen in the second half of the Gills season. Have you seen him play then ?? Is he worth 750k ?

Avoid blades, avoid blades, avoid blades. They are cruciate breakers.

correct, what i have heard, the local schools in the area were informed of his arrival

Which you were over the moon about, on account of a pig being way above your league.

Simeon Jackson is hardly a league 1 all-star is he ??? lol

Papa does not like Pardew, so won't be coming back. As for Jackson, i can't help but feel that 750K is FAR FAR too much for a player who, IMO has not even proved himself in league 1 yet. Perhaps AP see's something that i dont, but i just don't think he is that great.

F*cking cheating c*nts, that will be disgusting if that happens. Buy a company, run up loads of debt, force it into admin, fund your own 'bent' administrator, wipe out 80% of the debt, pick it up for a pittance. I fully expect this to go through in the hope of taking them to the prem and making a quick buck.

Threw up drunk in bed the other day, but i was too drunk and tired to do anything about it, i threw up over my own face and it dribbled all over me, next morning i had the pleasure of peeling the pillow off of my face. Classic. I am pretty sure thats what my fiance see's in me

He's got a head like an upside down pear drop with wings

Barbecue ribs, every time. Egg Sarnies are best for blowing in someones face

Pikon was amazing on a thurs back in the day, nowadays i only really venture into town on special occasions as i just don't get it any more, it's ok for once a month. Went to Oceana a little while back, that was ok, but seeing as i am now attached there aint no need to dance around like a c*nt so i prefer going to a few bars, having a few drinks and a few laughs. Square balloon was also ok, but the one time you managed to get served you had to buy about 27 pints to last you till you next got served. 90 Degrees is ok, Vodka Revs is usually pretty good and always have a decent amount of eye candy, i used to like going into Seymours but these days it's over crowded and the bouncers don't like us much as we had a punch up with them a while back. Ice house is good, if you can put up with the tw*ts behind the bar.

Papa won't be, apparantly he doesn't like pardew

Time for a saintsweb Raoul Moat Sweepstake. I take this Sunday - Shot Dead

He is worth 10k now too

Is that his mum with him ???? Anyways, as for Stocky's qoutes on their OS, i think you can take it all with a pinch of salt, that is the way with football these days. That said, i don't think we would get Stock, i would much rather Semedo from Charlton

Probably, in the dream i may or may not have had a nappy on. In all seriousness i am pretty sure it was him

Good going forward, very quick and so this helps if being broken against. That said he is rubbish in the tackle when he actually seems like to want to tackle, which doesn't happen very often. Can't header etc. He is ok, but seems like he needs an experienced CB to his left to keep him in check and stop him going away with the fairies. But does a job i suppose. Hope that helps.

Tried to 'walk' home in a foreign country on a lads holiday first night, clearly i didn't have a f*cking clue where i was. Climbed a fence as i thought it was a 'short cut' and fell down a steepish hill, once at the bottom i found a locked gate, behind the locked gate there was a 4 x 4 that i convinced myself the driver would come out, notice me and take me home, it took about half an hour i think to get over this stupid idea, at which point i walked back up the hill and fell over the fence. For some reason one of the lads was going home in a taxi and luckily noticed me so i jumped in with him. That was a weird night. On another night aswell i remember being drunk and befriended a local drug dealer, he had bags of coke stashed in the bushes (it was weird), i went into a bar with all the lads and he came in and ended up playing pool with me and another one of my mates all night and buying us a few drinks, good night that was, he seemed a decent bloke TBF. Then gave us a freebie, good times.

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Ok, cheers F*ck off you lot It was definately a BMW.................................they are cars right ?

He will probably do quite well. I would take Stocky off them.

How do i sign up ?