Smirking_Saint

Are you stood half inside and half outside ?? Cold winds today.

I don't think it would ever work TBF. But then i have never been tempted, if i had split with someone there was usually a reason. Once you upgrade your car you would not go back to the old banger would you ?

Jesus.... never realised that supermarkets could arouse such powerful opinions and arguements. What a wonderfully moanful bunch of arguementalist the british are !!!!! (BTW i do include myself in that sentence)

lol, must have been comical to watch. My parents cat usually just waits at the door until somebody comes and opens it. But then i have unfair opinions on that cat, he used to be mine and i swear he understands me. I swear he actually proceeds to do whatever i say to it. Once, i was in the living room and it was walking around my legs and purring as if to say 'feed me' i proceeded to say out loud, 'for christ sake go into the kitchen and sit by your dish i will feed you in a minute' i did not move but i swear to god the cat turned around and walked to the kitchen, me and the missus looked at each other and walked in to see the cat sat down next to it's dish, just sat there looking at me, it was weird. I had to lie down

Personally i believe that it is racist, will anything be done however..... no i believe not. Unfortunately that is the society of today, some things are jumped on as being completely unpolitically correct and unproportionate actions are taken where as others are not. Personally i believe the whole politically correct/racist/health and safety etc etc world we live in to be so hypocritical as to be damaging. The world is on it's head, the world is a mess. obviously that is just my opinion

The idiocracy can work in your favour though. A while ago i noticed a deal of about £1.50 per bottle of hobgoblin ale. I thought, 'hmmm good offer' and promptly took a crate of 12 to the checkout. She proceeded to scan the box, and asked for £1.50. I looked at her slightly bemused, then thought oh well, paid up and left. Seriously how stupid can staff be ? Definate result.

saying that, i don't have a cat at my house, or cat food, and still have an annoying little tomcat sat outside my house EVERY day !!! Feel a bit sorry for it really, like it's ever going to get any sympathy from me, silly little git

Hmm, i have green eyes, so if i were all you blue eyed people i would be really ****ed off, i however will sit on the moral highground, safe in the knowledge this mess was only half to do with me ?

Suspecting you don't want to injure the intrusive little gits (TBF i wouldn't, i am a bit animal friendly) You can get those magnetic catflaps, my cat (at parents) has one and has the key so to speak on his collar, don't think they are too expensive. Also quite funny to watch the other cat repeatedly banging his head on the catflap wondering how to get in.

Just started this game, had not heard of it before.... Come on you netley centrals !!!!!! Seems quite difficult though, is it worth starting a youth academy straight away or wait a few leagues ?? (if i get there)

I think we will do it and i agree with TDD with his predictions. It all begins against charlton however, i do believe a bad result will leave us doomed. Not that i think that will happen but as a saints fan i have seen it all too often. Come on guys....just please get out of this mess

completely agree. Less than 3 points here equals lg1 in my opinion, not neccessarily mathematically but i feel the mental aspect of not claiming 3 points here will do it. COYR Do i believe we can do it though ---- Yes:D

Ahh of course yes..... lol, still had bugger all transfer kitty but wolves brought skacel for 3mil (really??) and sold davis and BWP in the end. Got promoted through the playoffs in the end. Happy days !!!!

USM was amazing when it first came out, USM 98 i really remember, god i found my dad playing it most of the time though. Total club manager was good a few years ago too, still don't think they are anywhere near FM09 though tbh

No.... How did you guess ????

Tumma worked fine for me, awesome skin too, cheers delldays

Just started a new season with saints. Won all pre-season matches and am currently second in championship after winning 4 on the trot. Playing a 4-2-3-1 formation but although the team is solid i am a little concerned about scoring goals. Team is --------------Westerveld----------- wasilewski---Todoya---Lequi---- Insua ---------Cork------Surman----------- Dyer-------Sanmearten/Lallana--------Holmes/Murphy -------Mcgoaldrick/Helgusun/McCulloch And have on bench - Glauber, Soley, Binya, Holmes, Gibson, John But obviously i rotate a little, i sold Davis, BWP and Skacel. Need a goalscorer though as i am worried that i am not scoring Edit - Most of my team are frees or loan signings

Favourite so far !! 2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says.. "Don't know how to drive this do you ?"

Hmm, rather un-comedy like it appears that there is only one Smirking_Saint in the whole world and resides in the saints forum !!!! HaHaHa, only you guys are cursed by my crap opinions.

An Irishman is really, really drunk, so the bar keeper walks up to him and says: "Right, you've had enough, go home..." So the irishman gets up off his stool and falls flat on his face, so he says: "Ok, i'll crawl outside instead, to sober up a bit more" He gets outside, and falls flat on his face, so instead he crawls the four streets to his home. when he gets home he opens the door, standing, and yet again falls flat on his face. so he crawls upstairs into his room, stands up and falls flat on his bed and falls fast asleep straight away. The following morning his wife wakes him up and says, 'You've been drinking again haven't you?' The Irishman replies, 'What makes you say that?' His wife replies, 'Well the pub just called, you've left your wheelchair there again!'

I must admit my one real fear was him going to forest, hopefully he will score a few against the relegation rivals now.

Fully see both sides of the story, i thoroughly agree with the fact that there are too many people just living off benefits and i believe these people are scum. However there are also the people that genuinely need them.

I find myself agreeing with what you just said FC, however i like the word puppet as i feel it adequately sums it up. The problem is somebody believing they can do better then those that have lived in the professional game.

Yeah transfer i agree but we also spend money on crap we don't need. I agree with wright and cork and as for Saga and Saijs like i said before they are both surprise packages. I never heard of both of them before hand, it's the loan signings, i always see tha players available that from the off i believe could do a job, and we never seem to be even sniffing around. Look at under burley when we clearly needed center halves and he still signed about 25 midfielders.

I appreciate what the whole Gray, Wigley arguement is but it is purely a Lowe **** up, having met Gray he is a great guy and having been coached by him he is a brilliant coach, both times unfortunately i feel we lost good members of staff and yeah they did not perform well at that level but what did anybody expect ?? Problem was he was not ready. I also believe that the real reason Gray left (although agreed results were not great) was the falling out over Delgado. He did not want to sign him, he wanted to sign Forlan who was then available for 750k and probably a better option. I feel these two appointments were the beginnings of Lowe wanting a puppet.