Verbal

Not sure we need someone from the Cretaceous era Nick.

Austria, because that's where he lived apparently. God only knows why I remember that. His paranoid android impersonation must have left scar tissue on my hippocampus.

In spirit he was on the pitch for all of last season

I think - I could be wrong and you'll no doubt tell me - that that was a joke.

Well that came out of nowhere

Sorry, initially misread that as "pissed condition of Verbal" and was about to throw a wobbly.

Benjii, meet Pandora's Box. Box meet Benjii.

Debbie Downer is on scene.

That's quite the image. Did *someone* just pass their age-verification test?

Don't get your hopes up. Doesn't it just mean the players are all going to be made a bit shorter?

Oh yes, them.

His point is he made your point - though I think unintentionally

Against us, no. For us, yes. Arsenal fans are still volcanic about when he stopped to say hello to a pigeon and we rolled the ball into the net.

Bookmarked for praise/ridicule

Is your source called Taut O'logous by any chance