Verbal

You're all pedants. Or something like that.

Over on qprweb they're blaming the scoreline on their kit apparently. Not that it was making players invisible (TM Man U), but that it was hard on the eyes. This makes perfect sense.

*cannot*

What? I'm shattered.

Except that Fulham is in west London and is north of the river. Also, Fulham isn't "virtually in Chelsea" but Chelsea FC is actually, rather than virtually, in Fulham. Are you American by any chance?

Quoted to give me time to make sense of this.

Fulham away is perfect (for me, as I don't have to leave the house more than five mins before KO).

An idea floated on the Leicester forum, that you might as well appoint Jeffrey Epstein as manager given how so many reputations have torched in the last week, gets this word of encouragement: At least he'd invest in the youth

Not sure you've grasped the concept of Valentine's Day. It categorically does not mean you can score five times in 90 mins. Someone should do a whip-round though, so Leicester can have some flowers and a box of chocolates.

Oh yes, that's right

Not if you drop the puck though.

Christ - who does the club's laundry?

A prediction on the Leicester forum: I’m sure the Southampton fans will be very gracious and not mention tonight’s result at all on Saturday

Whoosh...

Can we play Leicester every week?