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The years of pestilence and war. We are all doomed.

Not to respond to any more dumbass posts.

Ah, my two teams - Saints and the Socialist International.

The 1980s

Watch out for the Coen Brothers' remake of True Grit. Jeff Bridges plays the John Wayne role to a washed-up tee, and an amazing newcomer Hailee Steinfeld plays the 14-year-old girl hell bent on avenging her father's murder. One of the best scenes has her making a complete fool of a dune-like town wannabe-moneybags. Matt Damon is a moralising Texas Ranger and Josh Brolin the bad guy. Brilliant.

But I thanked you!

I had a meeting with Crozier's boss a couple of months back. After what he said, let's just say I'm delighted you're in for so much with ITV. But you know the best bit? You've just invested in my pension (or a bit of it). Um pahars too, I think. Thanks!

I have a magnet.

Welcome back um.

And?

No, that's what so sad.

Internationalism is the overarching slogan of classical communism. Nationalism - or more particularly 'Volk' - is an associated Nazi slogan. Brush up on your basics dune and you MIGHT sound credible - but I write this with a sinking feeling.

Dear oh dear.

So let's see where we are. Left-ish, well-rounded, intelligent, socially adept posters - three cited pieces of scientific research Foaming-at-the-mouths - zero.

No that's true. That's the secret right wing bit of me coming out.

It started out lighthearted - then it turned out to be true! But I agree, it's wasted money - we knew it already.

It's the other way around.

Since I do, yes - it is all true. Sorry JB, but for what it's worth, I've always thought highly of your ability to rise (slightly) above your disability.

Is that you Deppo?

Are you now dead? (Neck up-wise)

As I say, buy and put EVERYTHING you've got into it. Please.

Desire - the company that keeps claiming it's about to find oil in the Falklands and never does. Buy away.

Looks like you've finally found a home.

They could also draw attention to themselves.

How would you recognise each other?