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It's a quick easy way to get rid of Cameron/Clegg. I presume Miliband will be installed shortly afterwards?

I'm not sure this is logically possible. But with U2, some exceptions can be made to the normal rules of turd physics.

There hasn't. But being in an active war zone isn't a lifestyle choice. And expats must be saved. They are the world's most precious commodity.

You're just wrong on this. Network is as strangely relevant today as when it was made 35 years ago, and the ending is no more crazy, in a way, than what precedes it.

Basket cases like HMV rely on the principle that there's one born every minute.

And you think that is evidence that a 'minority group' member is guaranteed an interview regardless of whether he or she is qualified?

And your evidence for this is...?

Misery

I have. Here are the results. 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Cubed.

Like watching a slow-motion car crash between two Robin Reliants.

Yes, but when your wife overspends, you don't pay off the bill by printing money. Or do you...?

I see you and raise: Today's figures will ease fears that borrowing is in danger of overshooting forecasts set by the tax and spending watchdog, the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR), and could add weight to arguments against the size of the coalition's package of austerity measures, which includes £81 billion-worth of spending cuts. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/britains-public-finances-eased-by-tax-haul-2222134.html

Films made by the Nazis might be quite a short thread. Not that they didn't make hundreds of them - I just don't think they played at the Odeon much. Triumph of the Will is interesting though, as an artfully composed glimpse into a mass psychosis.

Apparently Gadaffi has scarpered to Venezuela, taking his little piece of **** son with him. I wonder if that means al-Megrahi gets sent back to the UK for medical treatment?

I remember one game - a 4-4 draw at Carrow Road, I think - where Danny Wallace single-handedly ripped the opposition apart. He may even have scored all our goals - can't quite remember. Our defence was obviously not so hot.

So how do you do that without breaching copyright?

Oh I agree. I wouldn't want to get between you and your mutual fluffer dune.

Does this mean you won't be my netfriend?

My suspicion is that's the best you can do.

Nothing whatsoever. You are a void.

Well it already has of course, since most of the weapons used against protesters seem to have originated in the 'entrepreneurial' mind of some wonderkind in BAe. And the West has been heavily implicated in reinforcing the very corrupt regimes that are now crumbling. I think the question is how much the modify their interference.

The CIA already tried the latter by overthrowing a democratic regime in Iran - and laid the ground for Ayatollah Khomeini.

I'm crying inside.

Only you could possibly be offended. Your so thin skinned you're practically transparent. I suppose that's the reason for your dumbass avatar. With your choice of 'character' you've somehow gone from the accidental (and no less funny because of it) homoerotic to the accidental autoerotic - your failed attempt to convey some sort of 'attitude' impressing only the one who matters most to you: yourself. And how in love you are! I wish you and you every happiness together.

I repeat: taxing banks above 1% is not 'clobbering' them! And you're splitting hairs about the bail out. As I said earlier, Barclays' losses were guaranteed by the UK taxpayers, along with the entire banking system, in order to avoid a disastrous run on the banks. It's hardly surprising, if they're paying 1% corporation tax, that they're able to avoid actually drawing down on the Treasury loan scheme. So back to the question: you approve of the idea of a British corporation whose reward for failure is to write off the huge losses from that failure in order to pay 1% corporation tax, and then 'compensate' the employees who got it into that mess by roughly the amount that should have gone to the British taxpayer? And it's Mr Wolfe to you.