ChrisPY

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Middlesbrough are a bunch of hypocrites moaning about us potentially breaking a minor rule, yet no comments on the EFL allowing them to sign a new keeper outside the transfer window?

So you’re saying if the referee’s opinion was that Player A made contact with Player B but in fact, although contact was close it didn’t actually occur; because it’s the opinion of the referee, the VAR shouldn’t interfere to correct the decision?

Are you implying the referee made a mistake but the VAR didn’t?

Rayan and Kroupi, both 19, look like they’ll make Bournemouth a fortune at some point in the next year or two.

Boro equalise.

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Can we just win the next 10 games, get promoted, win the FA Cup and be top of the Premier League at the end of August?

Who?

Leeds fans sound in great voice. Don’t particularly like them but they’re a decent sized club who add value being in the top league.

Luton knocked out of the EFL Trophy in January have just won it.

@Turkish will we ever draw again?

We’re half decent at football.

It’s a mis-hit cross from every other angle.

I’m still in two minds. Have you got anymore information you could share?

And a bloke called Adolf one of the favourites to take over.

Jess Hull seems nice. Currently running the 3000m final.

Middlesbrough, Ipswich and Millwall being closer in points to us compared to Coventry might have a psychological impact that leads to a drop off in their form 🤞

QPR v Pompey has been stopped for a medical emergency. Apparently the RSPCA are there after reports of a sick swan.

It’s not even the fact he’s been banging her that bothers him. That was agreed between them as part of an open relationship with the clause they stuck strictly to missionary but he’s always out of position.

His dad will be disappointed. He made sure the cautions were worth it in his day.

4-0 win. Archer with two.

Difficult to move him on outside of a transfer window. With Larin not always looking capable of performing for a full 90 minutes and Stewart susceptible to injury, there’s a possibility we need to rely on a third striker towards the end of the season/play offs. Makes sense to keep him in the squad and try to kick start some form.

Cheesy Chips

Max Dowman is a bit special.