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I’m fairly sure you could swap the teams in the Europa League Final and Championship Play Off Final without anyone noticing. (Aside from things like ‘Mount’s doing alright tonight but why’s he got Brereton Diaz on his back?’)

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I’m not sure sucking a cock is always classed as a BJ. Some cocksuckers have different responsibilities so I’d need to check with ChatGPT.

Range between 4-7 inches so the ratio remains as you’d see on a normal fingered hand from thumb to pinky. Girth would follow the same rules so the thumb is likely to be short but wide.

Would you rather have penises for fingers or a pinky finger for a penis?

I didn’t say you did.

It’s not down to him to prove or explain why the existence of a fit between Still and Southampton doesn’t exist.

Bad light stops play.

Don’t think it’ll solve any VAR issue as it’ll just switch to checking if the defender’s big toe is playing the attacker onside.

Bristol City and Coventry in the play offs but points wise, closer to relegation than 3rd placed Sheff Utd.

Who would you like to see lead the Conservatives?

Glad someone has faith in Sports Republics.

Not sure if this is the right thread but looking for some advice, please. If I order some Peking Duck from the Chinese tonight, what are the chances it’s been raped and if it has, will that affect the taste (if it improves the taste, is there a tactful way of requesting this)? Additional information in case it helps to answer - The restaurant has a food hygiene rating of 4 and I believe the owners are Buddhist.

Should have called it the Katie Price thread. Couple of massive tits who can’t let go of something stupid.

Tomas Pekhart has just scored against Chelsea in the Europe Conference League. Could do worse than bringing him back to his spiritual home for our promotion push next season.

Alphabetti spaghetti so you can make her eat her own words?

SOG posting links again? https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/topic/60232-israel/page/93/

He’s also 20 years old and playing for Millwall. With the luxury of Armstrong who will score around 20 goals to help mitigate the risk, it’s exactly the sort of player we should be going for.

Maksym Talovierov from Plymouth and Mihailo Ivanovic from Millwall would be relatively low cost but high potential signings. Sort of player we need to be looking at that has the potential to grow with us instead of the type we went for before that can get us out of the Championship then offer nothing in the Premier League. More of a risk that we don’t do enough to be promoted but think we need to take it to avoid a repeat of this season.

I’d probably avoid as think it’s classed as ‘punching down’.

You can’t have had the volume up enough, I could definitely hear the famous atmosphere. Thought it was strange they were singing all of the songs in French though.

Not sure why you’re believing the MSM when there’s such obvious reasons they’d want to hide the involvement of the dogs if you only did a bit of research. Even the name Hack Man means Male Journalist but you’re all too stupid to see that. Won’t be wasting my time replying to someone clearly too deeply enrolled into the will of the state (at least until I have some more posts tomorrow). The dog did it. Wake up sheeple. #@east-stand-nicseeseverything

Sorry, I’d read the thread title as ‘Who’ instead of ‘What’. I was going with @Zorba’s train of thought.

Russell Martin’s.